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@ToddLlewellyn @rampulla_andrew @stevehunsaker1 Every ad I’ve been shown in people tell me I am fat. Doesn’t bother me too much. Recently someone said I looked stoic with a touch of loneliness and the loneliness comment cut deep. I don’t think I’m lonely but is that what people see 🤷

@rampulla_andrew @stevehunsaker1 Comments on my ads are people making fun of me for being short, pervs commenting on the homeowner that is doing a testimonial, or other insecure plumbers who can’t deal with the fact that I’m better than them.

“Run meta ads” @stevehunsaker1 says I CANT DO IT ANYMORE STEVE

@ToddLlewellyn This is amazing. As a musical theatre parent I am very proud of her 😂

Lucy decided to direct a neighborhood play of Frozen. She typed a 70 page script and made a 1.5 month rehearsal schedule. I currently have 20 plus kids in my yard for a cast meeting. Send help.

Couldn’t make it to the game today? RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

@ToddLlewellyn As long as I don’t need a water heater before that “someday” 🙏

@pauldoesdesign Someday. Someday

When you wake up one day and you have no hot water…. You will say to yourself… I know a guy who is the best plumber in the world and he owns a business….. His opinions on bacon, cream cheese frosting, and The Princess Bride suck but I’m so glad I saw his tweets….. you will call me and you will have a hot shower by evening. You are welcome. (If you live in Utah county or Salt Lake county, if you don’t you will wish you did)

This is the best city connect in the league

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

Some scenes from the incredible Pirate game at PNC Park in #Pittsburgh today, where the Buccos won and Konnor Griffin got his first major league hit in his first at bat. Even caught a really cool shot of him sliding home. Lots more to come, but these are my favorites.

@ToddLlewellyn @LargeInStature_ New Format album is so good.

@LargeInStature_ Stuff I’ve been listening to alot lately New Mumford and sons album New format album Sam Barber Jonah Kagan New Mon Riva album

I need new music. I listen to Discover Weekly every Monday, and Release Radar every Friday, but Spotify is letting me down. I'm open to recommendations. I like everything (almost).

@ToddLlewellyn All the old ladies in the comments say the people in the video are crazy though 😂

@ToddLlewellyn I guess the discard can turn cement like in a drain 🤷

My wife recently got really into baking sour dough, it has been awesome, but she says the TikTokers say it will wreck our pipes, I told her I know a guy who will know if it is true. @ToddLlewellyn as the local X plumber, what do you think?

@ToddLlewellyn I work in marketing at laugh reading the comments saying they are better are marketing so that’s better for the customer… all that means is you pay more as a customer 😂

Nobody has been able to change my mind. Customers are never better off hiring a private equity backed home service company vs a locally owned (well operated) company. Common answers have opposing me have included: -PE is better at marketing. This is true and probably the only one that slightly helps the customer. I also think this is changing. The map pack in my area is not dominated by PE. Expensive marketing is dominated by PE such as google PPC, TV, and billboards. These forms of marketing as drastically increase their overhead that is then passed on to the customer. -PE makes alot of money. True but that doesn't help the customer -PE is more trusted. I don't think this is true. Private locally owned companies that are operated well are harder to find but at the end of the day if customers can find them they will be better off.

@ToddLlewellyn Mix in some frozen berries. Game changer

Do any of you eat this crap? I know it’s healthier than Yoplait but I’m gonna stick with the good stuff. This Chobani is disgusting.

As a photographer I’m imagining being the guy who took this photo and it’s just taking my breath away. To capture this shot in that moment must have been exhilarating, just an incredible shot that doesn’t even look like it was taken in 2026. Instantly timeless.

@JoshInnesShow Best tweet I’ve seen on this. RIP Mox

I’m legit sad about James Van Der Beek dying. Dawson. Jon Moxon. Icons. He was a 10. A 10. A fuckin 10.

James Van Der Beek was an icon in the 90s. Varsity Blues is not the legendary movie it became without his performance. He fought a courageous battle with cancer and he will be missed. Rest easy James

@iwo_cybulski Love it!

Static ad concept for @pauldoesdesign 🌲 Want high-converting ads for your brand? DM me "ads" 🔥

@RJCity1 It was solid. I miss it.

I will be devoting more time and resources to raise cultural awareness that “Yes, Dear” was a decent sitcom.

Baseball is coming ... Pitchers and catchers start reporting this week! #SpringTraining