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Do better @mmschocolate this tasted like powder and crumbled when opened the package

@LiveNation how can I get a presale code?!

@JFKairport do you see my luggage?! The tracker does

@Delta where is my luggage?! Going on a month! @JFKairport

@DairyQueen when are you going to do a @Cinnabon blizzard?!?

Sean Payton walks like a strong independent black woman who don’t need no man

Uhhhh.... thanks? @CrackerBarrel

This is by far the funniest coach in college football history. Ladies and gentlemen, Montana Tech's Bob Green.

@LRUAdmissions when is homecoming?!

Ok @BravoTV cut out the home tv shows

Heyyyy!! Love this team. Love this city. Thank y’all for a great season ⚜️⚜️⚜️ #WhoDat

Best of 2018... The greatest storyteller of all time. Merica.

That’s the way things go 🍃

Bumble was so 2018; Poshmark is 2019 #relationshipgoals

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I don’t care about your pics from the past 12 months.

Why doesn’t @CookOut have tots?!

I swear I make some of the worst decisions at the worst times 🙈