Phil Gengler

i will avenge u mr van gogh

a lot of people are eulogizing Angela Lansbury by saying she was in the 1944 film Gaslight but she never was???? bizarre and insane belief to think she was in that movie

@_salsadrunkard_ Colon cancer, illustrated: ;

cant help but feel that there might have been a better choice of image

Me: No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I' m too smart for that. Murderer:

I feel like I need to apologise to Astra for this.... but it was too good a joke to ignore.

I’ve been through the desert on a

Thrilling chase underway

how come leonard cohen matches the chord changes to "the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift" but when he says "secret chord" he plays an open A minor instead of some shit like C#m7b5add13

Today, trust nothing :p

My mom and step-dad have spent the better part of quarantine building what they call their "Mini Modern House." It is, quite literally, a miniature marvel, and the world needs to see it. Fully built and designed from scratch, the MMH comes with... +Functioning electricity

I miss AIM away messages.

Nobody: What’s your favorite paradox? Me: If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox.

“Fixed a problem where App Store copies of OmniFocus could lose their licensed status while AirPlay was active on Macs with wired ethernet connections.” how do you even

Dungeons and Dragons is popular because it appeals to the human fantasy of having a group of friends who can come over at a regular time

this image hurts

Don’t be afraid to call out brands posting about 9/11 because they think they should be “part of the moment”. That’s bullshit.

A few weeks ago, Google announced a revolution in web development: serving HTML directly to browsers. Today’s AMP Innovation is the ability to run custom JavaScript on your AMP pages. That’s right: for the first time, web developers can write JavaScript. twitter.com/AMPhtml/status…

@NYCAviation @BlueAngels @AFThunderbirds @rafredarrows @thef35 Unfortunately the Blue Angels won’t be there:

New Yorkers! Today is the big day! The @BlueAngels, @AFThunderbirds, @rafredarrows, and @thef35 Demo Team wil perform a flyover of the Hudson River and past the Statue of Liberty. It is quite possibly the only time you’ll see all these teams in a single formation. #AvGeek