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@in_bloke well done grumpy old git!!! glad to see that im not alone!!! i would have done exactly the same

@fesshole Most comfortable footwear ever!!!!! and as the captain of a superyacht, my young crew love being able to wear them onboard….

I just bought my first pair of Sketchers. They are so comfy and I don't care they look horrible. Welcome to being 50

@fesshole karma’s going to get you!!!!! i thought this was fesshole not a*sehole!!!!!!!

I once pretended my (fictional) child had died and I would be unavailable for a month because I couldn't be bothered to collect my new car.

@CollinRugg us article 42

BREAKING: Texas has deployed their own Texas Tactical Border Force as migrants wait to storm the border once Title 42 ends. The Texas National Guard is readying Black Hawk helicopters and C-130s as they brace for an invasion along the southern border. - El Paso says 15,000 are waiting to enter once Title 42 ends - El Paso has declared a state of emergency - Abbott has deployed 10,000 National Guard members - 13,000 illegals are entering the U.S. every day and this number is expected to increase The Commander In Chief has failed to protect our country.

@Matt_gdav @Lord_Sugar Thats a bit if a harsh comment, life still goes on,

I bought this mockup to put on my desk to see how many people would try to grab a few

@MayorofLondon an absolute load of rubbish, its just an excuse to generate more revenue. sooner you get rid of Khan, the better

I refuse to stand by and allow the harmful effects of air pollution to impact Londoners. Everyone should have the right to breathe clean air. The London-wide expansion of the ULEZ will save lives and protect the next generation.

@Shteeeevo @haveigotnews speak for yourself, i have no idea how you can claim that most people support them, no more than i would claim that most people dont support them…

@haveigotnews This joke doesn't work as most people support H&M.

After the Royal Mail unveils new King Charles stamp, Harry and Meghan immediately release a 6-part Netflix series to complain about why they’re not on one.

@Ash_LUFC_ @BorisJohnson Rubbish

@BorisJohnson WE ALLL LOVE YOU BORIS YOU'RE THE GREATEST PRIME MINISTER EVER SINCE MARGRET THATCHER. WE ALL LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU AND RISHI WOULD TEAM UP TOGETHER. YOU TWO WOULD MAKE AN UNBELIEVABLE DUO AS PRIME MINISTERS. ALL HAIL BORIS JOHNSON. THE GREATEST PRIME MINISTER EVER. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Time to turn the tables on the gloom-mongers, and exploit the benefits of Brexit. Remember that vaccine rollout! Happy Brexit Day!

@44basiI @BorisJohnson The whole of the UK does not love him!!!!! so speak for yourself

@BorisJohnson Boris, I want you to know that the whole of the UK loves you and supports you to the very core. You have done so much for our little country and we can't thank you enough. No matter what you do next we will support you and you will always be the prime minister in my heart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@JonJonBelloo @BorisJohnson you are not speaking on my behalf!!!!! so please fo not be so presumptuous as to claim to be on behalf of the UK

@BorisJohnson On behalf of the UK we stand behind you and fully support you. ❤️

@chris_manzo 1471.

Smoking or non?

@Nigel_Farage Gosh Farage, something i actually agree with

Prince Harry is a low-grade, dim, money-grubbing disgrace.

@adilray sounds like you have bronchiolitis!!!!

@Otto_English I live in the south of France and constantly get asked where I am from……. does that imply that all the French are racist???? absolute nonsence. I am a 69 year old caucasian male!!

Yes Tom. Yes it is.

@gossipgirlX0211 @capthlr @CaptSandyYawn Production select the crew for the programe, the Captain has the ultimate right to fire them…. and as a captain myself , yes of course i look at the history, however i try and keep an open mind and form my own opinion

I wonder if other yacht captains watch all the #BelowDeck series! I hope so! Or atleast research their employees off their CVs before hiring so they can see the work ethic of the person before hiring! Then again does the Captain actually do the hiring? @capthlr & @CaptSandyYawn

@AngieCH2309 @GavinWilliamson what rubbish, you could never believe a word he said. He was a buffoon

@GavinWilliamson If you were instrumental in bringing Boris down you deserve all you get. I believe you were! He was a good leader and an honest man, the media told lies about him as did the opposition.

To dispel any speculation, I want to make it clear that I will not be taking any severance. This is taxpayers’ money and it should go instead toward the Government‘s priorities like reducing the NHS’s waiting lists.

@Nigel_Farage with any luck you will stay there!!!!

On my way to the USA for the midterm elections. 🇺🇸

@TalkTV needs to go back to mummy and get her nappy changed!!!!

BREAKING: This tearful Just Stop Oil activist explains why she has shut down the M25 by scaling one of the gantries. More follows...

@Mike_Fabricant Oh no!!!! he is buffoon and a stranger to the truth

I have now formally nominated Boris Johnson for the leadership of the #Conservative Party which, if successful, will lead to his being our next Prime Minister.

@SkyNews Noooooo!!!

"Bring back Boris" Conservative MP Paul Bristow says the strong message he has received from his constituents is that they would like former prime minister Boris Johnson to return to the top job 👉 trib.al/3NcUFNm 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube