Beth Pointer
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@wtothe2 But I do want to see these pets of the month. For real though.
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@Straight2L This is fucking awesome. I hope you print this punt and frame it.
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We appreciate your patience, Tens! We’ve been too busy reeling from this review on Apple Podcasts to post this week’s episode. Or just working our day jobs - take your pick.
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Dolly Parton didn't spend her millions on space travel. She spent it putting 150M books in the hands of children.
Be like Dolly.
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@SuanoD @Straight2L I can’t stop thinking about the lady who shit herself at work and thought a newspaper was the solution.
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@Straight2L My peloton has arrived. You are fully to blame. If I start listening to pelotalk podcasts, y’all need to chip in to my lobotomy gofundme. #thetens #peloton #notijuanagastricsleeve
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@Straight2L my wife woke up this am and the first thing she said was, “I can’t believe they introduced us to Shane having a dog and never saw it again. Monsters.”
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@Straight2L Understanding this important information is the first part of my platform to run as Mayor of LA. Why I am running is still a mystery to all of us. #bettepointer2021
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@Straight2L My guess would be @wtothe2 would feel like a proud celebrity, @tervin would be nervous and maybe want to quit, @SuanoD would keep forgetting about the Tens (of thousands) and remain oblivious
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@Straight2L if the Tens suddenly became 50k+, which of you would be the first to let it go to their head?
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I start my job tomorrow and I'm a nervous wreck.
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@Straight2L Bette’s skirt in the last episode looked like a beach towel. We discussed it for a long time. Karen is so rarely wrong, but on this…
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@Straight2L Our chicken finger appetizer will have a clever punny name. Like “who fingered who?” Perhaps.
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@Straight2L I want to start a cafe called The Tijuana Gastric Sleeve (TJ Sleeve’s for short). Our motto will be Music. People. No Food.
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@Straight2L are y’all going to post the pic of Whit’s feta quesadilla travesty so we can make a judgement? That sounds like some shit you eat if you live in a sheshed.
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@Straight2L The fact that the back doesn’t say Music People Food is sad to me. store.sho.com/products/the-l…
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