THE BARON

@rooflesser_ @DivestSPD That he should shoot me?

@probablyabot83 @DivestSPD Your boss says the same about you

Folks don’t want homeless people on the streets, at bus stops, and in the parks. Also…they don’t want homeless people in homes or shelters. THERE IS NO THIRD OPTION

"For You" often shows me stan accounts for various young pop people for some reason and it'll be some teenager saying "She was INSANE for this" and it's a clip of a lady singing one her songs. I dunno isn't that kinda just her job?

@carobunga That's Piano Man

What’s that song that’s like I MADE PROMISES THAT I CAN’T KEEP I TOUCHED MY MEAT

@internetmadison Lexaproooooo

@42ndWashington @DivestSPD OK dickless!

@probablyabot83 @DivestSPD I agree with your boss!

@WhampWhamp414 @Steven_Hyden Dave Abroughttoomanycymbalzze

@Steven_Hyden How do you pronounce that guy’s last name anyway?

@seattleiminyou You are fortunate to have such an attainable goal!

I have never had hamburger helper and it really bothers me

@dubseatv No one's been speculating about this ya dumb bitch

Seahawks Fans Have Been Speculating New Ownership Leading to the Addition of a Dome in Seattle 😳 Would you want to see a Dome at Lumen Field⁉️

@notnotdylm As a child I didn't get this joke. I assumed he was a guy who looked like John Travolta and says "yeah...looks like" sadly because he merely looks like John Travolta, but is not in fact world wide celebrity John Travolta.

kills me that this aired a mere couple months before pulp fiction

@falseroxy 🤷‍♂️

@probablyabot83 idk what this means

how do i get andy samberg and joanna newsom to see me across the bar and like my vibe when my vibe is like, 'fat bitch with weird energy'

@Srirachachau That's Jesus. He's the main character.

Ooh I wonder which character this is

Robert F Kennedy Jr

@hannahkrieg Probst fucked up tho

@probablyabot83 No

Hey stop posting about a thing none of you have any idea would upset me and I will never specify. Thanks

@carobunga Hell yeah

Slint

@lecternleader Pussy

On a serious note, I am writing up my complaint against the DOJ and submitting it this week. Maybe I'll fly to DC and deliver it personally. My situation is different than most. The infamy gained from this photo will be in history books. What they did to me will have a generational effect on my family and their livelihoods. I was mocked and called a thief by Jimmy Kimmel, John Krasinski, and Jim Carey. My face and the accusation of being a thief was shared globally... for years. It still persists today harming my chances to win my local election or lead a normal life. Public school teachers told my children and their friends that their dad was a terrorist. My wife's reputation was dragged through the mud. Death threats caused her work to have to hire private security. USF denied my reentry into college. I had to fight to get my guns rights back. My children and myself were subjected to additional screenings by the TSA. My federal probation officer tried to stop me from speaking out on @Timcast warning that more death threats might come if I choose to talk. My attorney fees were 100k, I was fined 5k and I lost five years of my life to date fighting the lies they told about me. We spent an additional 150k in publicity trying to clear my name and restore my reputation. The DOJ could've chosen to release the evidence clearing my name but withheld it. They maliciously charged me with felony theft. We lost things that can never be restored but if they choose to do the right thing and restore the J6ers, we can finally finish setting things right.

Lookin at my cat lookin around like he doesn't spend every minute of his life in the same place. Man what are you looking at? It's not a big place you've seen it all.

@Lucas2077187813 @AdeMola02327507 @AngryVoter2024 In what way?

@AdeMola02327507 @AngryVoter2024 This reminds me of that time someone got arrested at Metlife stadium, for whacking it at a Korn concert.

I have never had sex at a concert and didn’t even know you were supposed to be doing that, I mostly just stand there and watch the stage