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Ben Chilwell:

@NectonX6 How unbelievably fucking woke

Real Madrid players showing respect to the Man City badge. Pure class 👏⚪️

@_avfcjames Was saying to my old man, it wasn’t even cheering, it was screaming 🤣

i feel like videos don’t even do the limbs from saturday justice. you just had to be there

@AndyMason2702 @BROKENBRITAIN0 Lmao it was a medical emergency but sure thing pal, fuel that agenda 🤣

🚨: Serious incident is unfolding RIGHT NOW at an ICONIC UK attraction 🇬🇧 An air ambulance and a heavy police presence are at St Botolph's priory in Colchester, with the car park LOCKED OFF, and NOBODY is allowed to enter or leave ⚠️ This is a devolving story❗️

@HustleBitch_ Ever heard of waves? And gravity? You fucking spaz

🚨 A MAN JUST ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED THE “EDGE OF THE OCEAN” - AND PEOPLE THINK HE UNCOVERED NASA’S BIGGEST SECRET While casually eating ice cream, this guy breaks down why lakes, ponds, and rivers never have real waves - but oceans do. His take is brutally simple: “Waves only exist when water hits something… a wall… and comes back.” His logic: • Lakes? No waves. • Rivers? No waves. • Ponds? No waves. • Oceans? Constant waves + “feedback” Then he connects the dots: “If oceans have waves because they’re hitting something… what exactly are they hitting?” People online are losing it because he delivers the whole thing casually and ends with: “That’s how you know we ain’t on no curve bro.” No equations. No charts. Just logic that’s unsettlingly hard to dismiss. So what do you think - goofy rant, or did he accidentally tap into something we’re not supposed to question?

@Sp1thfc Slightest touch and he fucking dies is why

Øhdeargaard might be the first footballer scared of contact

Villa are so pointless just put the 5th place in the bag

@Carnwennan__ @HLTCO Yeah because you keep beating us, let us off please? 🤣🤣

@HLTCO Nice to watch clips of Villa fans celebrating… they tend to look a bit sad when I’ve seen them live 🔴🔵

These Aston Villa celebrations are some of the best you’ll see. It’s the sort of clip you could keep saved to show people who don’t “get” football. What else gets 40,000 odd men, women and children to collectively lose their minds like that at once?

Some angle this 😮‍💨

@TRobinsonNewEra A manchild with your views and stance choosing to use The Indian Express is definitely an avenue I never thought you’d take. Bellend.

IMPORTANT CORRECTION As a journalist I do try to be 100% on the facts and report on what is known and not believed. During times of so much disinformation it's hard work to filter out the nonsense. At the time of me reporting on this car crash at a Christmas event in Guadeloupe I sourced information from The Indian Express which is a center left publication, well renowned, and generally pretty reliable as sources go (although it has made mistakes in the past, as has every other news publication). I led with what they reported at the time. Obviously it has come to pass that 10 people were not killed, which means I reported incorrectly at the time. Honesty and integrity is important to me, and I won't shy away from owning a mistake, which clearly in this case, I made. I apologise for making this mistake.

We fear this may be a good angle 😅

@LauraLoomer You thick fuck 🤣

Islam is a threat to humanity. It should be outlawed in the West.

@BasilTheGreat @RealDannyTommo It’s amazing that you’re really this gullible

🚨THE UK AND EU IS ACTIVELY FUNDING ILLEGAL MIGRANTS TO ENTER THE UK @RealDannyTommo found INSTRUCTIONS left by a migrant The instructions provided by NGO's funded by the UK and European Union tells the migrants exactly how to cross into the UK This is all part of a plan

@ForeverScept What a bunch of gimplets 🤣🤣🤣

Britain wasn't built by speeches. It was built by workers, fed by farmers and taxed into exhaustion . Is this the start of the working mans strike?

@BasilTheGreat Basil the blubbering idiot

🚨SCREWFIX BANS CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS In a memo to staff Screwfix HQ have said ABSOLUTELY NO DECORATIONS this festive period The official reason is "fears it would trigger customers facing financial hardship" We all know that's a lie We all know exactly who this is for

@WelBeast Rattled x

Arsenal’s next six fixtures: Club Brugge (a) Wolves (h) Everton (a) Crystal Palace (h) Brighton (h) Aston Villa (h) I JUST WANT A 5-0 win over Aston Villa.

Despite Arsenal losing 2-1 to Aston Villa, no player completed more hair flicks than Martin Odegaard (92). Photogenic.

Unai Emery hates Arsenal so much. We sacked you cos you weren’t good enough. Move on old man.

Aston Villa 2:1

Viktor Gyokeres vs Aston Villa: 0 Goals/Assists 0 Key Passes 0 Shots 0 Dribbles 0 Duels Won 4/7 Accurate Passes FATMAN RETURNS 😈😈😈