Rajveer.

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my... Tenants.

Fuck it. Rudolph Hitler

@EASFCDirect I haven't gotten the division rival rewards for this week. Not even getting the rewards for reaching 15 points in rivals.

Or better yet, just say you hate women because no woman would touch you with a 10 feet pole. It's okay. We all know.

I know this guy is doing this and saying shit because he needs money from X. Trying to ragebait people into commenting and reposting. If only he would have saved some time to get an education and earn money than doing this kind of shithousery in order to earn a few bucks.

@chaiplease_ Good luck!

Okay I'm about to use twitter for job hunting.

@PadhleJay @hoziershoee Grishpa

@hoziershoee Prishma

The p in my name stands for patience thats why its not there

This movie passes the bechde test

@PadhleJay Kya hi time aa gaya hai. Pehle pura TL Delhi walon se full tha.

@quickatbeinlazy delhi se twitter pe log milna toh thoda mushkil hai

Any delhi people here?

@hoziershoee Develop a hobby. Or a skill.

Mujhe koi baat karo mujhe bore ho raha hai

@tweetpotato07 Yeah, I love you too.

@tweetpotato07 Grish comin in hot from her alt.

@momoskhanehaibc Very ambiguous to be honest. At this point, I'm not sure if it's related to the missiles or football.

What a save bc

@chaiplease_ Really sorry to hear about your father. It takes immense strength to look for positives during any kind of distress. Hope you're doing better now.

TW- Mention of accident & hospitals. Let me tell you guys something about my father, I'm not saying at all that I'm happy with anything that happened but let me tell you guys the positive perspective of everything.

@whineandchill Haww! You take that back.

How is Ted Lasso the worst part of the show called Ted Lasso??????

@Skepticaemiaa Damn. Congratulations, Vanshika! 🎊

@shreyamatsharma Practically, quite possible as Sarfaraz, KL, Pant (might be incapacitated), Ashwin, Jadeja are remaining. Pant might just come with all guns blazing and might just give a boost so that others can play around. Actually depends a lot on Pant.

India needs another 350-400 from here. KL and Pant will have to take up the responsibility and atleast one of them needs to score a century No point playing for a draw, that mindset brings your downfall. Bat entire day tomorrow, let NZ bat just before lunch on day 5. Easier said than done. #INDvsNZ

@harshitaagain Need the Kaal Tauba Tauba in clubs which even John could dance to and not the difficult steps only Vicky Kaushal can do.

I need a gig to happen in a club where the DJ is a 90s kid playing all Sonu Nigam,kk,himesh and shaan bangers. None of this Karan Ajula or Arijit Genz bullshit. Just pure gold bollywood.

@IyerAvin Uske baad kaafi baar jaake aaya. But post nai kiya. Tere sivay koi reply bhi nai karta hai.

@quickatbeinlazy Bahut dinon ye baad yeh tweet dikha

Goa next weekend. Who's gonna be there?

@quickatbeinlazy khatam