Rachel Wecht

Nothing like the threat of a hurricane to inspire a through housecleaning.

To the individuals who chose to let off super loud fireworks last night STARTING at 11:30pm may you fall into a pile of fire ants.

@bwecht how come we don’t do this anymore?

Then how did you know it was him?

People in my house = 3 People in my house based on how much laundry and dishes I wash = 146

Take a minute and watch librarian Tracie D. Hall’s stirring speech about the importance of reading! You won’t regret it. “Free People Read Freely”

Pour a glass of something fun. Lock the doors. Hide your feet and join us for a lovely chat!

I wanted cake today, so I baked a cake and it’s delicious and all mine.

@LinzCHarrison @JennerBlockLLP Congratulations!! So happy for you!!!

I wasn’t sure law firms were right for me but a trusted prof told me I should try out @JennerBlockLLP because I just might like it; if not, I could rule out the rest of them. It was good advice. 20+ years later, I’m so honored to be leading our DC office. news.bloomberglaw.com/business-and-p…

The devil went down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal cuz he was way behind - way behind to whom?

@bennettleigh Peacemaker.

Title songs you legally can’t skip: Sopranos, Succession, Mad Men, Golden Girls, all of TGIF, White Lotus (both versions), Bojack. Are there more?

@sugarjonze I'm waiting for the Buzzfeed "Which Character" Quiz! Like, what snack do I have to choose to get Elsa!

My house has the best snacks.

This is the cutest thing I've seen this week!

@kategammon liquify (la-quiffy)

Hyperbole

@kileyfitzgerald Or, "They was very religious, so divorce wasn't an option, that's when they hired a hit man."

@richietown @GhostsCBS @CBS MORE POINTING!!

@clhubes Agreed!!!! So boring!!

@kategammon School: Also Parent Teacher Conference & Grandparent Day & 4 of the remaining 9 days of school are 1/2 days.

Schools in December: Don't forget the sugar cones for our craft day, and socks for the sock exchange! Parents: Ugh, there's only 9 more work days, it's so compli- Schools: Also three Jingle Jam performances happening at 12pm for 30 minutes! Parents: 💀 Schools: AND SPIRIT WEEK