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Hey @Tesco @tesconews are you trying to assassinate me with the size of this bone in my 'boneless fillets'? Look at this size of this behemoth of a bone I found!

@JonShenanigans @jayforeman Surely not such a thing is possible 😮

@jayforeman @rafflesfulton Those are mightily short but there is shorter to be found in cambridge.

Hey @jayforeman I think I have found the UK's shortest double yellow lines marked road!

@Dr_psychiatry @GrantaBooks Excellent news, I thought your first book was superb! Looking forward to the next one 🧠

Some personal news 😀 Delighted to be working with @GrantaBooks on my new book! It’s due out April 2025 on how to understand the steep rise in mental health diagnoses and what to do about it Watch this space!

Hey @LidlGB I appreciate the safety and importance of not selling anything dangerous to under-18s, but why does a new soup ladle require someone to be over 18?

This is outrageous @waitrose! I've already found two seeds in my 'seedless easy peelers' after just three of them 🍊 #falseadvertising is never ok!

@Dr_psychiatry Huge congratulations! Can't wait for the proper book launch 🎉

Aaaaggh!!! They’ve arrived! This is so exciting!

Hey @LakelandUK! I made a YT vid about homemade yogurt and featured your product! Think you'll like my vid quite a bit 🤞youtube.com/watch?v=5941PH…

Hey @sainsburys, there's one odd looking carrot in my bag! But it's an easy mistake to confuse potatoes with carrots though, happens all the time

@cityrunsLDN @adidas @parkrun @parkrunUK Thanks for the reply! Plan to sign up for the Shoreditch 10K soon as well 🎉

Just completed my '1 Hour Virtual City Run' - with a distance of 11.2 km! Great idea and thanks for the exercise, plus I'm very happy to be able to wear that shiny medal now 🎉 @cityrunsLDN @adidas Coming for you next... 👀 @parkrun @parkrunUK

@therealmattgt @LanceForman This is just completely false. US Geological Survey (2019) - Volcanos emit 200mil tons of CO2 pa, vs human automotive and industrial emissions of 24bn tons CO2. Largest eruption in recent history (Mt Pinatubo, 1991) was 50 mill tonnes of CO2 - nothing compared to all cars ever...

This volcano just spewed more CO2 than every car driven in history. Climate change is natural. Taxing us into poverty isn’t the answer.

Happy 15th birthday @googlemaps! Wouldn't have hit 18 mill views on @localguides without you 🎉 #GoogleMaps15 #localguides

Hey @BingingWBabish! Was trying to get all that good stuff of the bottom of my pan and look what happened!

@teenahweenah86 @localguides Getting socks eh? That's the dream!

Pretty cool perk for google maps reviewing here @localguides ! Makes all those reviews worth it. Can't wait for the next one, would love to get one of the Google Local Guides t-shirts soon!

Hey @Ocado, thanks for delivering my sriracha sauce, what's the deal with 'exclusive for Aldi'. Anything we should know... 👀

Hey @MODPizza, had this lovely fella to eat yesterday in Nottingham! When does tuna become an option on the menu then?

@HP Really disappointing customer service. Expensive 'premium range' laptop breaks after only 4 months and HP can't repair in less than a week and a half. With no loan laptops for a student that needs one for exams! Looking at you for my next laptop @Apple 👀

Hey @monzo ! Massive fan of the card/app interface. Just saw how setting monthly budgets is now an option, any news about if we'll be able to set weekly budgets in the app soon?