Randall “Flamethrower” Jonnie

If the Turnpike is only 2/3 lanes it should be prorated

@CrenshawJoel94 It’s gay to ask if your shoes are gay

Are my new shoes gay be honest not really a sneakers guy

@MonkRecruiter @letsgorangers90 @PGATOUR Was gonna say the same thing Darts, u beat me to it

@letsgorangers90 @PGATOUR Didn’t Tiger wear this but red in 2019?

How is this attire acceptable @PGATOUR

@BubbaChudson Saw this once and I was so amazed, he was a stick too

Random I was paired with would look at his club in the takeaway instead of the ball, never seen it before

Make it rain all Memorial Day weekend when Randall wants to boat and golf

My personal 5 favorite bars. shut the fuck up no one cares

Anytime I see an old ass person still working I just laugh, like hey bozo retire and go play golf

@Murphdawg69420 Nicely done Dagger

@randalljonnie3 Thats exactly what I ended up doing Randall. Got some dirty looks driving past them but they skipped over to the next hole so I am guessing it worked.

Been waiting on the tee box for these dickheads for the past seven holes. (Yes they are in the other fairway). At what point do I hit into them? Anyways... Round update: +2 through 14.

@trekeitheon You don’t want her anyway

Said “that’s gay” on a date. Tab was closed out shortly after. Removing that call from the play sheet.

@bigpaulchum Never seen one in the wild

@randalljonnie3 Damn I saw it at a gas station couple months ago and never bought, regret it

That canned Gatorade probably tastes orgasmic but i can never find it

@gov_fails Gen Z here. I don’t eat lunch and I invest half my paycheck. It’s not all of us u moron

Gen X here... I've worked hard for 30 years to get where I am. I make good money, and I've earned it. I can afford a $28 lunch, but choose not to spend that much most of the time because it feels frivolous. Gen Z is on here complaining about why lunch costs $28, or why Chipotle or Jersey Mike's costs what it does. I get it, it's definitely more than it used to be. So adjust. Get water instead of a $5 soda. Find a local place that is more reasonable. Bring in a lunch from home once in a while. Solve the problem instead of whining and continuing to hurt yourself by spending that much money if you really shouldn't be.

@ECU_Pride3124 Mr pride, are you aware how inflation works?Safe to assume ECU didn’t have a great micro economics class, huh?

I just overheard a Gen Z coworker say $20-25 is the new $10 Well if you guys put your head down, start to grind every day and dont eat out you’ll do well. All this generation does is complain

The construction fellas are ripping darts outside the office and standing around shooting the shit... two of my favorite things. I think I chose the wrong profession. #fuck

@jaylombardi87 Hmmm let me think be a corporate slave or take care of my kids and golf. Yeah definitely corporate slave wins

If ur wife making like 500k a year would u be a stay at home husband?

@BubbaChudson Let’s em ride up that wind chuddy my boy

2 iron is back in the bag #stingers

@jakerogersmeat Zyns exist for a reason

Can only hit my vape every couple hours on the job so I’m shifting to new destress methods #improvise #adapt #overcome

Jokes on u Kevin I don’t eat lunch, but, I do spend $28 dollars a day on FanDuel Potentially earning much more than a lousy 8% in the s&p 4 leg HR lay incoming

@brownsuptopia I did that once, told all her friends I had a GF… turns out the chick was a hoorah