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It’s more than just potatoes. I promise.

@moomissah Then asks for a unicorn?? Sir no one’s having a threesome with that cop-stache…

Physicians do not want to practice in Idaho; they do not want to live and raise a family in a state that criminalizes care that is both medically appropriate and necessary. idahostatesman.com/opinion/reader…

I purposely don’t change one clock during Spring Daylight Savings so I never forget what we’ve lost.

OVER BEYONCÉ? OVER BENITO? OVER ADELE? A WHITE MAN WON??

If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.

Wish Elon had bought Teams

Kanye: *supports Trump* Kanye stans: don’t worry guys he’s just trolling hard lmao Kanye: *wears white lives matter shirt* Kanye stans: lmao you guys fell for it, classic Kanye troll move Kanye: *beats someone to death in a Wal Mart* Kanye stans: omg guys he was trolling

Bad Bunny made history tonight at the VMAs, becoming the first non-English-language performer to win the prize for artist of the year. He kissed a male performer. Delivered his speech in Spanish. & has been brutally critical of injustices in Puerto Rico. latimes.com/entertainment-…

if the supreme court loves heaven so much they should just go 🤷🏼‍♀️

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

“Why don’t you want to have kids?” *motions hysterically in every direction*

it feels better for me personally when someone else brushes my hair

@moomissah I would actually set that place on fire.

There is actually no salary I could I ever be offered that would make me return to an office. You could triple my currently salary and I’d still say no. You think I’m gonna give up hanging out with my dog all day to see your ugly faces instead? Absolutely not.

Pete Davidson probably knows how to listen without interrupting

This past year I’ve been promoted twice and my salary has gone up 50% but now Kris thinks I should keep working and not be a housewife. I think I may have girl bossed a little too close to the sun. 😐

I’m not crying you’re crying... Man I miss Mac Miller more than anything