Michaela

@TheBeccaJones So painfully unfunny

Still haven’t forgotten how people were obsessed over that stupid bo burnham special that released during covid hahahahahha that shit sucked so bad

@creepycatss The chin strap lmfaooooo

Yall cannot be this funny i am sobbing

@choccymilkenjoy @Christo1669 @SolBrah @LADaddy18 This didnt get the response you thought it would did it... tough go buddy

who’s eating their chad slop - raw ground beef, white rice, olive oil and salt

I come from a long line of women who gave their hearts to dirty bikers

@buck656565 Dm

@redheadpistol I want

we made a sextape to Deftones

Ill fix this *NO ONE should be able to own property period

please never think you’re special based off of a man performing a sexual act. they will do all of that with literally any & everyone.

Why am I only ever happy when im flying full tilt down the highway on a deathtrap

@whoreby_parker @nominalthoughts @ZoeRoseBryant You REACHED for this comeback hahahahahahah

@nominalthoughts @ZoeRoseBryant even if i was, tweeting about a popular artist 5-6 times the year her debut album came out is significantly less weird than having screenshots of my profile on your phone

@jbbrwcky80 Fr, don't know how this demon came from such a sweet man 😭

@redheadpistol Well someone has to represent that family haha

My bf < his dad

i dont kill bugs

breaking up w/ my insanely good looking only fans model gf who makes $200000/yr because im afraid of people on the computer calling us names

I know the desire to accumulate capital is problematic but I love making more than those who have wronged me lol

@jbbrwcky80 I ASK MYSELF THIS EVERY DAMN DAY 😭

@redheadpistol Why do these people come into your life? Why do they fight leaving?

Every time I get sick I lose one thousand pounds

Youre the leech im the man I guess you dont understand