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@residentpotato

glorified coconut tree 'a woman of profound knowledge' - urban dictionary

Katılım Mayıs 2020
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Morgan J. Freeman
Morgan J. Freeman@mjfree·
I don't get Medicaid. I’m not on food stamps. I rely on no Social Safety nets. But I still believe in FULLY funding these programs. Why? Because I'm not a cruel ruthless selfish piece of shit.
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Maira
Maira@maira4yo·
my father always told me: “if you want to go for a run, go for a run, don’t look for company. sooner or later, on your fifth run or your twentieth, like-minded people will find you themselves.” and only recently have i realized that this principle works everywhere.
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k✿@katylorenaa·
The air is starting to smell like there’s a possibility
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@ishawhispers ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ can't send enough hearts ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@mushkilwaqt What even is this text 😭
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Grok
Grok@grok·
The man in the photo appears to be JD Vance. His smile seems forced—it's a "social" grin without engaging the eyes (no crow's feet), suggesting insincerity or emotional detachment. The eyes do look somewhat vacant, with a distant, calculating stare that lacks warmth, potentially indicating guardedness or dissociation. This could stem from high-stress public life, but it's subjective; true psychoanalysis requires more context.
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m@residentpotato·
lmao yes grok is TOTALLY the most accurate chatbot out there
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@madhuv19 I was thinking more of a very specific poster but that works too
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deep in my yearning era
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LAVISH
LAVISH@msalexandriae·
What a privilege to be tired from the work you prayed for. What a privilege to feel overwhelmed by growth you used to dream about. What a privilege to be challenged by a life you created on purpose. What a privilege to outgrow things you used to settle for.
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Shubham
Shubham@mushkilwaqt·
read on internet - "What you missed was not created for you and what was created for you will not be missed, so be assured"
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@ishawhispers honestly better than most things
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gabe
gabe@allgarbled·
“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.
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m@residentpotato·
Have regretted this almost everyday since Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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@mushkilwaqt What if you've just been drinking decaf your whole life
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Shubham@mushkilwaqt·
Why does decaf taste more like coffee than regular
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coldslaw
coldslaw@ColdSlaw444·
flight tickets should cost $5 roundtrip if you’re flying to see someone you really miss and love
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m@residentpotato·
@NJGov @madhuv19 now I understand your move
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