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@retarded1y

i never said i was smart

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retardedly@retarded1y·
luck doesn’t just exist anywhere, it only comes to those who place themselves in its path it’s the same in the market think of trading as a series of inevitabilities and coincidences: think of every protocol you’ve tested, every chart you’ve studied, every founder you’ve believed in every lesson has been about increasing the inevitability of making money, although that inevitability will eventually put you head to head with other traders holding their own beliefs they’ll say that you were lucky because you were early to @HyperliquidX, or early to $hype, or early to mint @HypioHL but remember that you were the one who showed up luck is a skill you can train and it’s still early hyperliquid
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trade.xyz@tradexyz·
Cerebras Systems, Inc. (CBRS) is expected to IPO tomorrow, May 14, 2026. Shortly after Nasdaq's IPO Cross executes and CBRS opens for continuous trading, Trade[XYZ]'s CBRS will transition to a standard equity perpetual with external pricing.
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retardedly@retarded1y·
lock yourself in an underground bunker with your collectible cards for 35 years so you can escape the permanent underclass and attract a blonde white girl blast from the past (1999)
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always that one nigga with ga floor tickets trying to start a mosh pit
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jarvis, plot the ct glaze article about jeff on the $hype chart
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one of the most retarded takes is “buy vintage” like the niggas who have disposable income and the right mix of nostalgia for these cards won’t be in a nursing home or dead soon the real pokemon alpha is just take profits, there will never be a run like this again
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telling the vietnamese abg that i have to nut inside her to cut down on the acidity from the fish sauce
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ranking mario characters by likelihood of them having magacocks: 1. bowser
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Kaguya’s Top Gal@hayasaka_aryan·
Justin Bieber should have played this at Coachella:
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jeff.hl@chameleon_jeff·
Thanks @domcooke for spending months on researching and writing this piece. Einstein once said, "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." By that measure, Dom has blown me away with how deeply he came to understand Hyperliquid and what we're all building together. When someone asks what "housing all of finance" means, I'm proud to point them to this piece. I hope readers appreciate just how much Dom and his team put into their work. It reflects the thoughtful craft that is in Hyperliquid's DNA. Special thanks to @patrick_oshag for taking a bet on Hyperliquid's story.
Colossus@colossusmag

This is the story of Hyperliquid, the most profitable startup per employee on earth, told from a guarded office in Singapore. Last year, its team of 11 generated $900 million in profit. It's 3 years old, has never taken a dollar of venture capital, and is beginning to change how century-old markets work. Its founder, Jeffrey Yan (@chameleon_jeff), had never taken a physics class when he picked up a textbook at 16. Two years later, he won gold at the International Physics Olympiad. In 2019, he started trading with $10,000 from a living room in Puerto Rico—working off a television because he didn't own a monitor. Within 3 years, he was running one of the largest anonymous crypto trading firms. Then he shut it down. Yan was rich and free, but he had spent years inside crypto, watching it betray itself. Bitcoin's central premise was decentralization. Yet the biggest exchanges were centralized. Crypto kept reintroducing the dependence on trust it was built to eliminate. He set out to create what should have existed. Hyperliquid is a blockchain with a trading exchange on top, and anyone can build on it. Yan's vision is to house all of finance. In 3 years, it has done over $4 trillion in volume. And in the past few months, it has begun to outgrow crypto. Markets for oil, silver, and the S&P 500 now trade on Hyperliquid around the clock, weekends included, and are growing roughly 40% week on week. When the US and Israel bombed Iran on a Saturday in February, Hyperliquid was the venue traders turned to. Hyperliquid's success has cost Yan his freedom. He works out of a secret office in Singapore and cannot travel without two bodyguards. Even the team's housekeeper doesn't know what they do. In January, @domcooke spent a week at their office. Read his profile on Yan and @HyperliquidX below.

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there is an evil inside me that can only be expelled and neutralized in the throes of passion with a beautiful naked woman
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@kai_xbt printed cardboard niggas boutta find out
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Kai@kai_xbt·
Threadguy reveals the exact moment sneakers died forever "I so vividly remember this. The fake market got so bad that the only way to verify if a shoe was real is if it had a StockX tag. That's it. That was the only way. Then this thread drops, some bulk seller on Twitter reveals he has an 85% hit rate on fake Travis Scott Mocha 1s getting through StockX verification. $1,100 spread on each pair and they were moving thousands of these. After that it was over. That was the final nail in the coffin for sneakers."
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