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Hi , I am Gulshan Pahuja Fighting for Judicial Reforms for last 14 years Delhi High Court has convicted me for contempt of Court and sentenced me to 6 months in Prison My only mistake is to seek accountability, transparency, swift justice from Indian Judiciary

@b50 Can you share some of the read-ups which you found fascinating?

To clarify: I'm not on any of those medications. I've just been reading up and find the topic fascinating. I think it's the biggest advance in medicine in our era.

The more I read about semaglutide and tirzepatide for the heart, the more I'm amazed at why more people (doctors!) aren't talking about the benefits. (PS: This is my first and last medical tweet. Kindly note I'm not a medical professional.)

@sidin ...kind of Gell-Mann Amnesia

The general Indian position seems to be that western media is correct about every country in the world except India. They are always wrong and biased about India. But everything else they are pucca 100% trustworthy.

This is what the Internet was made for.

Very nicely done

@kaul_vivek Well, it will also be interesting to go back to 2015 and 2016, and see who all 'pundits' thought that it was a disastrous idea because of gold prices volatility. The criticism was mostly around cultural aspect, other reasons to buy gold, etc. In hindsight, everything looks 20/20.

Would love to read a detailed piece on the babu/politician/think tankiya/consultant who came up with the idea of SGBs.

Go well, Scott! Thanks for everything.

@IndiGo6E @DGCAIndia Tried for like 20+ times, customer care number continues to be busy. What else to do? How to contact indigo? @IndiGo6E @DGCAIndia

@IndiGo6E @DGCAIndia So after almost 80 mins of hold+talk, indigo yet to locate the bags! Will try tmrw morning. #Indigo

@IndiGo6E left our luggage at Mumbai or Bengaluru. Now, we are stranded at Mangaluru at midnight, what to do? #Indigo

@IndiGo6E Have shared the photo of PIR and PNR details via DM.

@rhnsingh Hi, we sincerely regret hearing this. Could you please let us know if this was reported on arrivals? If yes, please share a copy of the PIR (Property Irregularity Report) along with the PNR via DM, so we may check this for you. ~Apurva twitter.com/messages/compo…

A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day, tightened a couple of nuts, and the sink worked perfectly again. The professor was delighted. But when, a minute later, the plumber handed him the bill, he was shocked. “This is a third of my monthly salary!” “Yeah, I get it…” said the plumber. “Why don’t you come work for our company as a plumber? You’ll make three times more than you do as a professor. Just remember: when you apply, say you only finished seventh grade. They don’t like hiring educated people.” So the professor got a job as a plumber, and his life really did improve. All he had to do was tighten a nut here and there every so often, and his salary was much higher. One day, the management of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to attend evening classes to finish eighth grade. So our professor had to go too. By chance, the very first class was math. The evening school teacher, wanting to check what the students knew, asked for the formula for the area of a circle. They called the professor up to the board, and he suddenly realized he’d forgotten it. He started frantically reasoning it out, covering the board with integrals, differentials, and all sorts of fancy formulas to re-derive the result. In the end, he got: S = –π r² He didn’t like the minus sign, so he started again. Again he got a minus. No matter what he did, it kept coming out negative. He cast a panicked look at the class, and all the plumbers were whispering: “Swap the limits of integration!”

When I started competing, I had a small dream - to one day compete alongside the able-bodied and win medals ♥️ I didn’t make it at first, but I kept going, learning from every setback. Now, that dream is one step closer. 🌟 In the Asia Cup trials, I secured Rank 3 and will now represent India in the Asia Cup - in the able-bodied category. 🇮🇳 Dreams take time. Work. Believe. Repeat. 💫

There’s no better proof that life is unfair than the second bhatoora. Think about it - both bhatooras start off as equals. The second could easily have been the first. But fate intervenes. By the time you’re done with the first, three things happen: 1. You’re already full. 2. 300 calories of guilt are whispering in your ear. 3. The second one has gone limp. You still eat it, but half-heartedly. No oohs, no aahs - just quiet resignation. The second bhatoora did nothing wrong. It simply suffered from bad timing - and fades away unappreciated. So next time someone preaches about karma or fairness, ask them - what about the second bhatoora?