Goose.

GOT A NEW JOB!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

@HMS_Collingwood @Proud_Sappers @DMS_MilMed @RoyalNavy Got sent my certificate through the post. No such offer for a presentation either. 😒

Grace’s presentation also marked a proud moment for a family with strong military ties. Grace was joined by her mother, her father, a former Royal Engineer, her sister serving in the Royal Navy and her brother serving in the British Army. Fair winds and following seas Shipmate.

When you're at the doctors.. appointment was 20 minutes ago. No one else in the waiting room... what's the hold up?

@bushontheradio Quizlamic state

What's the best PUB QUIZ TEAM NAME you've ever heard?

Applied for the Police.. let's hope I get it!

#Sharwoods NEARLY KILLED MY WIFE! IT HAS NO NUTS OR SO WE THOUGHT, WHO KNEW FENUGREEK IS PART OF THE NUT FAMILY!! THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED!! IMMEDIATELY!! @BBCOne @SkyNews @itvnews

Not enjoying my job currently...

FINALLY decided to get some new trainers.. out with the @Reebok and in with the @newbalance

Might have a farm job!! 😃😃😃

@scott_mills @BBCRadio2 can you be a VIP judge for our local first EVER Bake Off?!

So, today is final day in @RoyalNavy after 12 years, 7 months and 9 days. It's been a blast! Here's to becoming a civilian! #Veteran #ArmedForces #RoyalNavy

We're hosting our very own #GBBO in the village! Organised by my wife and I! Hope it turns out well! #BakeOff

I think I want to get into farming... since working for a farming feed company.. Even if it's a taster week or something! @FarmersWeekly #Farming

@easyJet are actually decent human beings and very helpful! Thank you!

This moving to #Australia idea has got wheels in motion.. it could become a reality! I can't wait!

@Kevinhi02489327 @TNLUK Oh we all know that haha!

@TNLUK @rhyspens It’s rigged mate

Let's hope I win the @TNLUK tonight or Monday!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Nearly completed #dryjanuary and I'm gagging for a beer. One week to go!