Tom Roscoe

#whentwobecomelumb another incident in Belgium #frütgang

Crime scene reporting #whentwobecomelumb

@rkennedy228 you're the best I've ever met, fanx for being my friend, friend

@FYidoctors Someone at one of your clinics used my email to sign up. Can you please remove me from your database and stop emailing me?

@FifaLuckSupport tomroscoe@gmail.com, thanks

@FifaLuckSupport Someone registered an account on your website using my email. Can I get it removed please?

@VirginTrains Some random person made an account and ordered a ticket using my email. Can I get it removed from your database?

@JeremyLumb I'm saying that'll probably be the most challenging job either of us will have

@JeremyLumb yeah, and after you've finished, when you apply for jobs in late 2015, that can go straight to the top of the CV

@The_Looney_Toon No? That's retarded on so many levels.

@Zewdy I dunno wtf this is about, but I'd like to think you're fighting crime at night.

@rkennedy228 the world just isn't ready for my dulcet tones and edgy material, but history will remember me

@rkennedy228 they're probably just trying to drown you out though, they know what they're in for when the singing begins

@rkennedy228 ?? Humiliate at rockband? I own that stage! When Tom Roscoe sits down behind fake drums, the world waits with bated breath

Forgot to buy sweets, so thought I'd do the mature thing this Halloween, turn off all my lights and spend the night hiding from children

@ElinorBrinsley gotta keep our African roots right? Pun intended

Absolute devastation #ukstorm

Accidentally colour coordinated my socks and shirt this morning. Been riding that high all day

@corbynturner I think have your jumper mate. Is it weird I knew it was yours cos of the smell?

@ElinorBrinsley um, when I said you gave me a 2% rise, I meant in happiness. Could be misconstrued that, and you're often easily confused