Gavin

@reformparty_uk @HenrySmithUK Excellent 👌🏻

Makerfield was Andy Burnham’s back up plan. For Robert Kenyon, it’s his home. This battle will be David Vs Goliath.

@Gentleman_Ways I have a Vizsla… I live in the countryside… Other than that, I’ve nothing! The Vizsla is a monumental 🔔 end as well 🤣

Who can relate to this post from Timo Wolfinger?

@MarcherReborn How the fuck have we ended up in such an utter shit state? These people are all fucking dire. Finally, how the fuck could we end up with Millipede!? What an utter shit show

So, who’ve we got as a replacement? - Rayner. Tax cheating, Union favourite, won’t last a year. - Streeting. Mandelson’s bed warmer. Are we ready for a gay PM? - Miliband. I swear I’ll take to the streets if that dick gets into No10. - Bodybags Burnham. Best of a bad bunch??

@Trailer_Swift69 Indeed. I wish them total misery

@Trailer_Swift69 Fucking. Awesome. I do worry about what’s next but, I will celebrate this prick fucking the fuck off. Hope you’re well, sir

Better get me some shares in a popcorn company.

@Keir_Starmer Nobody is interested unless it’s your resignation

Strength through fairness. Hope for the future. Real answers to the challenges facing our country. This morning, I’m setting out the path ahead to build a stronger and fairer Britain. Watch my speech across my social media channels.

As I said earlier, these have been really tough results today - including in Wakefield. As the PM has said, this is now a time for serious, calm-headed reflection, because following these results, we must listen and respond, but do so in a steady, thoughtful and reflective way.

@Keir_Starmer The message is to actually go, old mate…

We must respond to the message that voters have sent us and break with the status quo once and for all. We must confront the big challenges the public face with real answers. That is how we will deliver the change that people are desperate for and build a stronger and fairer country. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@RmSalih This makes you look a little racist Roshan…

I have to admit it's been a good day for Reform UK voters. Congratulations.

@YvetteCooperMP Great word salad. What lessons have you learned?

"You’re all a bunch of far-right, Nazi, racist, stupid, deplorable, gammon, flag-shagging thugs.” “Oh shit… why didn’t you vote for me?” “It’s because you're all a bunch of far-right, Nazi, racist, stupid, deplorable, gammon, flag-shagging thugs isn't it?"

@TWBFarms @reformparty_uk Not the greatest analogy by the mastermind as on long haul flights, they regularly do! 😂

Quote of the day so far from David Lammy: “You don’t change the pilot halfway through the flight.” Well… maybe you do if you discover he can’t actually fly the plane 🤣 @reformparty_uk 👍

@sciencegirl @InvictaRegina This kind of art is really unbelievable. So totally stunning and sadly, in such short supply these days. The absolute beauty and creativity out there really makes you think - if you can find it

Imagine starting with a block of stone and ending with this

@BenedictSpence @RachelHale9920 It’s so nauseating and predictable

And, like clockwork, people emerge complaining that a knife-wielding savage shouldn’t be kicked in the head by police, and, like the one below, excusing an attack on British Jews “because Gaza”.

@ShaneDollards @KemiBadenoch Fair point. The only thing that surprises me with what happened today is that people seem shocked. Disappointed of course but, no surprise

@KemiBadenoch Is it surprising that the people who voted to protect and cover up grooming gangs then went on to vote to protect their own jobs?🤷‍♂️

To save his own skin, Keir Starmer threatened his MPs with the loss of their jobs unless they helped cover up his misleading statements to Parliament. It is a disgrace that 333 Labour MPs chose to be complicit in that cover up. It is very notable that the Chief Secretary to the Prime Minister would not repeat his boss’s exact claim that there “was no pressure whatsoever” from No10 on the appointment of Peter Mandelson, instead trying to 'clarify' what he had meant. This is a government coming apart at the seams. They are more interested in their own survival than the cost of living crisis affecting hardworking families. Labour MPs will rue the day that they voted against this motion, because it is the day that people saw they believe there’s one rule for Labour and another for everyone else.

@BethRigby @joshglancy

Keir Starmer speaks to @joshglancy in this week’s Sunday Times: “I can win the next election” thetimes.com/article/ce07e9…

@GenerationX___ 😎👍🏻

So come on, all you chemtrail morons. What happened today? Did all the airlines have a meeting and agree not to spray today, or is it maybe just atmospherics?

@LeeHurstComic @LiamHalligan @peterpans149 Come on, we all know an increase in tax fixes everything… look at how climate change is being reversed!

@LiamHalligan @peterpans149 Don’t panic Liam, I’m sure Labour will sort this with some new tax or other.

Britain is the most inflation-prone nation in the G7 – not least due to our "double dependency, as a major net importer of both energy and food. That was true before the Iran war – but the impact of this conflict on hydrocarbon and fertiliser supplies makes our inflation-outlier status even more stark. Also, regardless of what happens with the Strait of Hormuz, even if free passage is allowed from tomorrow morning, oil and gas production and export facilities have been severely damaged across the Middle East. Key plants and facilities which previously drove some 10-15pc of global energy production have been damaged, in many cases very seriously – so, even if peace breaks, supplies will be curtailed for months, even years to come. And that means sustained upward pressure on energy and food prices globally - further exposing the UK's systemic vulnerability. This is no time for internal party squabbles or international virtue signalling .... Britain needs urgently to extract a lot more of its own energy resources and rapidly expand our food production instead of hammering our farmers, while cutting back on crippling regulation across the board to get our stagnating economy moving. My latest weekly "Economic Agenda" @Telegraph column telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/…

@Trailer_Swift69 @PippaCrerar Nailed it! Obviously cake is far more serious

@PippaCrerar How does this compare to a birthday cake, Pip? You ready to hound them 24/7 to get to the truth?

BREAKING: Downing Street says that neither Keir Starmer nor David Lammy knew that Peter Mandelson failed his security vetting - and lays blame with Foreign Office official for overruling the decision.

@MrHarryCole But how many more “he’s not going to survive this” type headlines, comments are we going to get? The man is so arrogant, he’ll never leave on his own accord

The bar is not knowingly. It’s recklessly. Under Labour’s own rules put down in partygate