Roland Park Exile

Agh quicker than a teenager’s mood swing! @Dallen_Stanford #mlr2026

Nice try @OldGloryDC ! Take that, Shamu! #mlr2026

4 puskas contenders in half a season

Spurs admin filmed themself giving Mohammed Kudus his stool and the result is incredible 🤍

Time stood still for Lucas Bergvall 🧊

@Gravantus "No, I have no international friends."

Kimberly Guifoyle is having her senate confirmation hearing today as ambassador to Greece. For the occasion she's dressed as a law professor in a Whitesnake video

The flood of messages, texts, emails, DMs etc we’ve received already today has been positively overwhelming. Been crying happy tears all day long. Love you all. 🫶🏼 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦂 😘

Oprah Winfrey's longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham has written a new book, called "You Can Make it Happen: A Nine-Step Plan for Success." Step number one? Become Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend.

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand. You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calls are up 2100% in one hour. You can see all volume was literally opened TODAY!!!!!!!!!! (That little green arrow). You can see all volume is new opening volume (not only on the Zero days, but also on the weekly $QQQ and $TQQQ calls). This is especially odd given IVR on these was around 82 this morning, with IV through the roof. The traders really wanted to trade directionally... In fact, using Unusual Whales' net premium, you can see people have been loading calls trading for a reversal, following these opening calls. Very clear example here. Insane, someone knew.

This might be the first large-scale application of AI technology to geopolitics.. 4o, o3 high, Gemini 2.5 pro, Claude 3.7, Grok all give the same answer to the question on how to impose tariffs easily.

Who did this?:

@rpexile hi keith

Mine in this week’s @NewYorker

Thoughts and prayers to Fox Baltimore and WBAL Radio who will have to report on alleged crime from county residents

[Dude]: Oh, boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus?

Sturgill Simpson just named his fan base Turtleheads. That's actually kind of cool.

Wait, so we’re just fully watching bumfights together as a nation now?

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."