Kayla

@faithmaycreate 🤣

One time a lady at the register said the you’ve got your hands full line to me so I told her “that’s how I like em” and she looked at me with pure disgust and said “really?!” So I looked her in the eyes, smiled, and said “yes!” and she looked really uncomfortable. 🥰

@JezziiB Name one state trying to ban treatment for ectopic pregnancy.

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

@softpinkgiggles If this happens, you picked the wrong man. Me and my husband are in the trenches of parenthood together.

We need to talk about the grief of losing your entire identity to motherhood while the man you married gets to keep his hobbies, his freedom, and his career completely uninterrupted.

@mrsdobbins_ Same!!

@rtwngextremist I literally had a job with my first and wasn’t even this tired.

I remember the first time I was pregnant, if I was tired and aching I would just…. go lay down. Now I have a 2 year old. 😂

@CCTran1996 @mrsdobbins_ 😩 yes!

@rtwngextremist @mrsdobbins_ I was so physically exhausted it was crazy. I started misplacing stuff and felt like I was going to fall asleep in my feet. Absolutely awful.

@littleapostate Mine are (almost) 2 and 3.5 and I still feel this way ❤️

I’ve started going to the gym when my husband, mom, or mil can watch my baby girl and every time I leave her it feels like I’m going to miss something extraordinary. Like my chest hurts when we’re apart Motherhood is such a trip

@be_homestead My 2yo (15mos at the time) pulled a hutch on top of himself at our beach condo last year resulting in 15 stitches and a fractured hand that needed surgery. So traumatic.

Please remember you’re not a bad parent if your child experienced any physical harm or injury that happened because they were simply being a child; through accidents, falls, or scrapes. Some things are out of our control. This was 3 years ago but my son was walking in the bathroom and tripped over the bathroom rug straight into the tub tile and split his forehead open. Like blood everywhere and the gash was deep. luckily we were close to an ER and he was stitched within hours. It was a traumatizing experience and now he has this little scar and it’s just a reminder that some things are preventable and some things aren’t.

@ouranometrian2 One of the highlights of my childhood summers. Let the kids live!

Just bought a bunch of red 40 for the kids for summer

@grlatrockshow Not woke, retarded. I have 2 sons. The 1st was easy in every aspect and I wanted 4 kids. The 2nd is a handful and has made me want to stop at 2.

Am i too woke if i say this is rooted in misogyny

@bog_bussy That’s wild. Sleep sack until 18mos, but I think blanket is fine at 12mos. Most babies are literally walking at this age. I think they can manage to move a blanket if they can’t breathe.

ok wtf i looked up when u give babies blankies and everyone's saying their 3 year old doesn't sleep with one. is this like carseats what do normal people do

@hostagehoosier The kids enjoy the tinker toy crap. It’s fine. Let them play with it for a day or 2 then chuck it after they’re in bed.

I am BEGGING my kids' friends who have birthday parties, please stop giving my kids bags of plastic crap and calling it a party favor. It's trash. No one wants it in their house.

@aut0m8d This is so incredibly accurate.

if you have a toddler, you learn that they generally dislike transitions. like they'll resist going to take a bath, and then they'll also resist getting out of the bath. then you realize that transitions just require energy and adults don't like them either

@maiab So funny, my 3yo doesn’t either. It kills me.

@rtwngextremist I know the yolk is my favorite part! but she doesn’t like them

my three year old has so far eaten 8 egg whites this morning for breakfast should I put a cap on this at some point

@LadyNimby Depends. For my 1st it was about 2.5. My 2nd is not nearly as coordinated at almost 2 so idk if he’ll be ready then! But unsupervised stair use is a real game changer.

At what age are we letting our kids go up and down the stairs entirely unsupervised

@New_E_Mom What age did you see a shift? And did you do anything to resolve the pickiness?

If I could go back and tell myself that my picky eater would request sushi for breakfast within 2 years of the height of pickiness....

@tallsnail This was a massive struggle with my 2nd until he hit about 15mos and he and my toddler were both on 1 nap schedule. A lot of days we just stayed home so both could get good naps. I’d put 2yo in front of tv for 15mins to get baby down for nap.

oh my goodness gracious, how are we getting our 2nd+ babies enough daytime sleep to not be cranky all the time! at 3.5 months, carrier naps are extremely hit and miss, he'll only stay asleep for ~10 minutes after I unlatch him, he just gags on the pacifier rn, he won't transfer onto his tummy anymore either🫠 i cannot simply disappear for 2 hours to nap with him

@Elliesmommyy23 Just did this the other day with my almost 2 yr old 😑 some kids really don’t like naps.

Driving around my almost 1 yr old around Ike a newborn so he can sleep 🫩😵‍💫

@AutismCapital This made me sad.

The last few minutes before the end of the world.