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@calmniight @DavidSHFraser @streetstylis @PopBase @selenagomez She has lupus and has had work done lmao they are not mutually exclusive

@DavidSHFraser @streetstylis @PopBase @selenagomez She didn’t have surgery she have lupus educate yourself before spreading rumours.

Selena Gomez in new photo.

@JenTillysBitch @taylorswift13 @SabrinaAnnLynn I stg if Americans start buying tickets and flying internationally to see these shows and they sell out I’m committing a terrorist attack

@taylorswift13 @SabrinaAnnLynn Please add more dates in the US!

EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋‍♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit TaylorSwift.com/tour for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!

@brilliantgyu @taylorswift13 Please for the love of god add a Thailand date!!!!

@Woeotto Finally, a realistic show

they were 23 and couldn’t afford cake??

@user84829272 Someone should remind her p*dophelia is illegal and she just openly admitted to marrying a child

Ok this is a serious ick

@GoodReddit the subs have unionized and they are demanding less rights‼️‼️

Active shooter Audrey Elizabeth Hale drove to Covenant Church/School in her Honda Fit this morning, parked, and shot her way into the building. She was armed with 2 assault-type guns and a 9 millimeter pistol.

me my whole birthday week

Before Deep Fakes there was Elf Yourself

@dilldizzle I LITERALLY said “calm down Tom Bolton”

THIS TIKTOK OF TOM WITH “BET ON IT” PLAYING 😭😭😭 #loveisland

tiny apology

@Mikeshay0000 @warrior_ocean @yashar Once we get his, I will share my list of young, healthy people that died young and suddenly from cardiac/blood problems year before thos vaccine was even dreamt about

Lisa Marie Presley had a well-documented history of heart disease in her family. She struggled with addiction for many years, just like her dad did. She also lost her beloved son to suicide two years ago. Making her death about a vaccine you don't even know she got is evil.

@zachware @anothercohen We are already clocked in by 4 😭

@anothercohen They don’t get up at 4. They just tweet about it.

I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?

woke obese lesbian M&Ms are coming for your kids

Did I just become a Dave Bautista stan?

@NoContextBrits David Tenant. I swear 50% of the middle aged white male population looks like him.

If you were asked to name a British person, who is the first that comes to mind?

@fineanddanya a little TOO quickly…hmm

I love ordering delivery but then forgetting what I ordered and just waiting for the driver to come with a little surprise from 45-minutes-ago yourself

@ohJuliatweets @annahalabutt In my small, rural town, homeschooling was usually just for 15 year olds that wanted to drop out and their parents didn’t care but legally couldn’t so they went through this one agency where you could do like one day of work a month and get away with it.