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Messi encore et toujours 🔵🔴 #FCBBetis

@WashiraX Ilinirarulia trouser a month ago, na nilikuwa naenda kazi. Had to go back and change 😭

Hello super metro. I boarded your bus to promote you during this tough fuel times. Mnaona haka kachuma? Nimeenda kukaa chini. Haka kachuma kamenigonga karibu kanitoe magoti. I am feeling sharp pain mpaka kwa bone marrow. I don't how I'll alight.

@muhammadbutt That PSG kit though 🥶...looks like they changed their designer - they just released the worst kit ever.

someone photoshop them into their Barcelona and Madrid kit…

@clout_Adonis @DanChepta He's Congolese

@DanChepta Not him saying "shikego " utakuta huyu ninja ni LUOPEAN.. 😎

How did this guy know that the French president, Emmanuel Macron, would come to Kenya? He had told him that when he reaches Nairobi, he has to change it.

@SMusilakimeu kimilili

Name the town.

@baroswahjr I admitted my sister here..she's now in form 3. I really like the school. Nothing extraordinary, no complains. I went to Friends School Kamusinga - it was the same. No unnecessary charges yet the performance is still good.

We start our day at MOI GIRLS, Eldoret. You should have told me we have another 'Alliance' here in the Rift. A very beautiful school with a rich history. This school was started way back in 1928 as a primary school for Wazungus who had occupied North Rift. It however became a high school in 1954 and renamed HIGHLANDS SCHOOL admitting daughters of the Boers and the British settlers. The school first admitted African students in 1965, the same year in which Daniel Arap Moi was appointed the first African chair of the school BOG. The school was named in his honour in 1978. The school has a current students population of 1,762. As part of the excellent infrastructure the school has a swimming pool which I have noticed has not been in use for the longest time. I am informed the Old Girls are currently raising funds to give it a facelift the way Mzee Moi used to like. I love the culture of the school. Here, girls come with extra shopping just in case their peers who are needy can enjoy the same shopping. Parents also request to pay fees for other students so their daughters can learn in an environment where everyone is taken care of. I like the school menu. The girls take githeri only twice a week. That's on Fridays and Sundays only during lunch. Ugali is every day evening except on Sunday where they enjoy a serving of rice, beef and vegetables. Every day the girls take tea and a quarter bread for breakfast, and during 10 o'clock tea break they enjoy tea and buns. The school keeps dairy cows, pigs and also vegetables. With all these you'd expect the school fees for the premier institution to hit the roof. Right? For the first time you are wrong. Below is the fee structure for 2026. Term 1 - Kshs 34,777 Term 2 - Kshs 20,866 Term 3 - Kshs 13,911 The total fee to keep your girl at MOI GIRLS ELDORET in a year is Kshs 69,554 ONLY. I say only because no other fee is charged on top of this. Development fees, Motivation fee etc, are all covered here. Sorry, I forgot. There is Kshs 1,500 for computers paid ONLY ONCE. The Principal, Mrs Juliana Kirui and the BOM want to make it as affordable as possible for girls from all corners of the country. Does the school perform? Good question. Let's have a look at KCSE 2025 examination results: 33 A 115 A- 123 B+ 94 B 39 B- 28 C+ 9 C 1 C- 432 out of 442 students qualified for Regular University admission. That is 98% university transition. Parents, do you like MOI GIRLS ELDORET, the alliance of North Rift? Would you wish your daughter to join this school?

@Computer_basic0 Tecno, Infinix, Itel, Philips - *#90# or *#*#888#*#*

@twinklegirl_101 @KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower_Care hapa Babadogo riverside when are you planning to restore power? Some parts didn't have power since last week. Now yesterday the whole of Babadogo didn't have power, and you took away the transformer ya Riverside.

It’s so unfortunate @KenyaPower_Care i am past 24 hrs no electricity. I have temp sensitive cancer drugs in the fridge that will soon have to be tossed out cos yall won’t heed to my call to come fix my elec😩😩😩😩kindly check on ref number 14980286

@stats_feed @get_screenshot

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people

@PiocheBrio Hellen ana saa mbili 🤣

Omba Hellen Saa moja

@AllanNyash pin location

Ukikuja kula fish ni call in advance upate order ikiwa ready ni kunawa mikono kama umeingia uwanjani

@AllanNyash how much is it?

@robie474 vacant...cash...

Job vacant.. Located alongside Hillcrest road..Karen 25K monthly to Pump attender's 15K compound cleaners 28K Mechanical engineer (garage) 12K cash wash (no commission)

@ignyharaz2 this is a 3rd year paper????? I can't believe it, ata watoto wa cbc sidhani husoma vitu kama hizi

This should not be offered in any university of science and technology. With all due respect. The CUE , KUCCPS and MoE accredited many universities in Kenya and very wide courses... Huezi niambie this is something to test a second year student after being in school for 2+ 8+4+2 years buana. Such should be left to Sunday school teachers and your religious mother. Let's talk about pure science and modern technology please. W.r.t

@SPUKenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BlueCashmeer @travismillerx13 @MwangiGithahu Pokot name - means the little one

@travismillerx13 @MwangiGithahu Dang that ChemNung name goes hard! 🔥

Sharon Lokedi leads Kenyan 1-2-3-4 sweep in Boston Marathon women's race 🇰🇪 #BostonMarathon

@evenmaina 🤣🤣🤣🤣

9pm today.

@bungomaduke 8500 wow, that's cheap actually

Just bought this Bull Calf at the Market today. It's a Crossbreed. Cha muhimu ni eti it can graze on its own. Nitaleta receipts hapa after six month. Ksh 8500.

This brother was dropping big grammar, steadily bursting that lady’s head 😂😂😂

@AbdulahiAdan10 Man city 3 - Arsenal 1 First goal - Haaland

Correct predictions wins Ksh 5k!! Arsenal vs Man city Nani Atafunga bao la kwanza!!