sarah mac

i may not have my life together, but at least i’m tan

The legacy media lied to you

“I’m talking to America here excuse me” All time line from this ref

@hayley_verbison pineapple backs!

if rihanna doesn’t perform pon de replay at the super bowl that’s when i’ll know she’s changed

Why is it so hard to get rid of clothes that I don't even wear

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

@JRtheRebel Now we’re never getting rid of you..

You could argue that if JS had come to Lubbock we would have never seen Mahomes like we did. What a strange strange thing to think about. #WreckEm #VAMOS

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

Praying hard for you @Coach_Leach 🙏 Never count out the pirate

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

hear me out, you me and our cow out on a walk.

Dear God: Burn every bridge that leads my life back to pain.

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

Say it louder 🗣🗣🗣#WreckEm 🌵

men used to go to war now they cry when you ask them to unfollow a girl

I have to get new business clothes for my new job.. and I love the confidence my mom has that she truly thinks I can still fit into the same pants I wore for speech in high school

Rambo when Hayden comes home: #TheBachelorette