rowan sexamungus

@hottrashbabe i really do know a guy

trust me if I could commission an artist to draw a fat transsexual emo mid 30s garfield with stretch marks and c cups and a mug that says "Death To Nermals" i would have already but no one is willing to cut their palms and bleed on their drawing tablet to bring her to life

homerlander be like ‘mmm, donuts and breast milk’

BartGPT: don’t have a sacred geometry man. everyone you know is hiding the truth from you, kill them now

@2Josher 1.2 million views

needed this

@devilhornsdyke reflection has genuinely helped me through so many moments of my life i adore that song and all of their music really

Unfortunately Tool is one of the best to ever do it

@hourly_shitpost my life is over

@SkinnyTuna the only reason i use weed so often is because it makes food taste awesome (yum) because it normally tastes like sawdust (yuck

one of my favorite parts of food has gotta be flavors

@ankyhaidy i do it sometimes it helps

i’m not having fun, should I cry

the playstation can produce mind boggling embryos

thougjt my new med wasnt working so good till i realized im going thru a shitload of withdrawal. all things considered its actually doing really well

pita griffin crossover with hummus simpson

@GRUGCEL read this 3 times wondering why the word "spiders" was in it . nope not even close

accidentally accidentally burnt a penis into my arm while dropping potato’s into boiling water

@afraidofwasps oh hell yeah one of these

@beefdentist im gonna cry this is so funny

when one of ur period clots starts talkin to u like meatwad

i be in the balls like hello?

@catchphraseloop @OOCCouchGags they were made for each other :D

water should be purple

cats dont even meow to beg for treats anymore they just look at you like this