Jack Larus

ADHD is being scolded by everyone your entire life for leaving things to the last minute only to be scolded by your pharmacist for trying to pick up your meds before the last minute has already elapsed.

I don’t get much Uncanny Valley from mannequins or taxidermy but fake plants? Absolutely.

@UrsulaV I’ve never seen the movie and my memory is unreliable but I remember reading this ending in a synopsis? Is that not how it ends?

Shit. Internet, I’ve just run smack into the Mandela Effect. I swear by all I hold holy, when I watched The Ring in…2004?…it ended when the heroine, having had her kid copy the cursed tape, brings the tape to the student her ex is sleeping with and tells her to watch it.

I think we could all stand to be a bit more fae. You may not have my name but you may call me [a name]. You may not have my gender but you may call me [some pronouns].

@LizardbethArt ID: Same image as @LizardbethArt above with alt text for accessibility.

@jashingcone I’m so sorry. That’s a huge loss - a grief that’s still living - and I only wish knew an easy way to fix it.

how do you survive a breakup after living together for over 2 years, asking for a friend (I’m the friend)

ADHD is a fuck thing because somehow step one of ‘figure out what’s up with my car insurance’ is ‘make boxed macaroni (which will force me to do dishes).’

so funny having ocs who don't know what they have going on with sexuality/gender but I as their god also don't know. like they haven't told me yet. im respecting it.

but here you are

@saltcipher Spaghetti with crunchy bits.

ground wet leg spaghetti fold my ankle like origami

🕊 Wild pigeon

Gonna post it here too, finished campaign 2 of CR and was just overwhelmed with emotions so I decided to draw this. Thank you @CriticalRole and @matthewmercer for an amazing story! #CriticalRole #criticalrolefanart

Remember when Mollymauk Gently and Socially pinned Caleb to a wall in Campaign 2? 👀✨ #Criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #widomauk

Hut on Сhicken Legs 👁

@howlikeagod Houses for bacteria.

my Old English prof introduced me to my new favorite kenning today: "ban-hus" it translates to "bone-house" and means "the human body." i love it so much. what are we if not houses for bones

@TransLink I mean I’m not waiting now; the bus scheduled for 35 minutes later showed up first.

@TransLink 61651; New West Station.

@TransLink I just got to the stop but according to the other people at the stop, the driver for what should have been the 22:46 Brentwood 123 got off, said ‘I’m not driving this’ and walked off. And the bus has been sitting here empty for the past 20 minutes??

Art museums in Vienna have created an OnlyFans account because most of the classic paintings in their collections, like these, are strictly forbidden on social media. This article will give you a sense of how absurdly puritanical social media has become. theguardian.com/artanddesign/2…

she’s absolutely right and i have to wonder if anyone would have watched this all the way through if she wasn’t doing all this stuff in the video