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crude oil arabs vs olive oil arabs is the funniest classification Ive seen
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One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.
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@ntradsteminist I was working as an English teacher in Poland and had visited a small city near the Ukrainian border one weekend. I fainted and went to the hospital with my Polish friend. They did a ton of tests, scans, etc. I was there for a few hours. On the way out, they just…simply waved.
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Studying abroad in Greece and having to take your roommate to the ER for a broken arm and the nurses going omg I’m so sorry you’re not Greek so we have to charge you and it’ll be a bit expensive I’m so sorry!!! And it was $20 and only two hours of our life
lexi@elextra__
it’s really not until you visit another country that u realize ohhhh ok we are really fucking slumming it in america got it
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Has anyone done any serious research on how all the secular lib parents are naming their kids Gideon and Celeste and all the God-fearing red-blooded Americans are giving their kids avant-garde dog names
Viper 🇻🇦@papistlurker
My wife is flabbergasted by these kid names at this 1st grade recital she's accompanying. Winter, Envy, Solo Do parents forget their kids will be adults someday?!
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I’d rather have robots cleaning rivers than writing screenplays.
lala@lalasoftt
Autonomous Robotic Waste Collector for Aquatic Environments
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People who don't struggle with weight have a hard time understanding that it's near-impossible to wage war against your own bodily urges forever, which is why 90% of diets fail.
Mike Matthews@muscleforlife
DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK: Look up the average caloric intake of someone on Ozempic. Eat that amount. Experience the same calorie deficit. Lose weight.
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guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die
guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink
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i live in california and i have to get gas soon im so fucking scared
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the vaguely described “mediterranean” restaurant i was worried would be israeli turned out to be turkish
GIF
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I just saw something that said adulthood was “deciding what ethnicity to make the ground beef and chicken every night” which seems even more accurate 😂
SweetMarie@Oceanbreeze473
Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.
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The number of people who walk directly past the four foot tall sign at my Trader Joe’s telling them not to bring their dogs into the store is stunning. Do you guys not know how to read
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I argue that Fridays are better than Sundays, even though you have to work Friday. because on Friday you wake up knowing the weekend is here, & Sunday you wake up knowing the weekend is over.
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