metrovalencia hater

this is the greatest game in football history I’m gonna cum

*La empresa cayéndose a pedazos* Yo en el baño viendo el PSG vs Bayern:

@mojopikon @samueelgm @GuiaLowCost El día que un día de vacaciones te cueste casi medio mes de sueldo me avisas campeón, saludos!

Para los que no les gusta #Ryanair Mismo día

life if we invented a day between Saturday and Sunday

it’s ok to call your girl mommy #embraceit

Absolutley Fruitmogging my idiot chud son

#G2WIN @G2LEAGUE CLEAN SWEEP @GENG!

if i had a gf that said unhinged shit all the time i'd be like yeah that's so true babe you're so smart and hot

there are only TWO genders. LITTLE PUPPY DOG. AND LITTLE KITTY CAT. CORRECTION!!! there are actually THREE genders. The third one is... LITTLE FUNNY BUNNY.

Girlfriends be like “yes ill have the cardamom asparagus earl grey ice cream please!” And then be like “i dont like it”

🐝

"please wake me up in an hour" Pookie when I try:

watching my wife get out of the shower for the 83747839th time

They knew not to put me in the overwatch universe because I’m not morally strong enough. If I was this boy I would have begged widowmaker to do sexual things to me in exchange for the gauntlet

Every night I dream of my wife molesting me while I'm tied down to the bed with chains , also crapes

aprendiendo catalán básico