Chief Kiefer Sutherland

Redownloading twitter for 5 seconds Today is my birthday 🥳 all presents now and in the future would be much appreciated in the form of donations to Start Sharing. Please share if you can’t donate money. ❤️ y’all @letstartsharing gofund.me/39b6ad74

@zillasaurus thank u

my brain doesn't rot. it depreciates on a straight-line basis over 40 years

@Tyre_94 no lol

Question: I would really like to know, do you act like your Twitter account in real life?

@madsagascar @millerIowlife Thanks for the couch, loves. Let’s hang out for real sometime

Everyone go wish my beautiful everything a happy birthday!! 27 ain’t met a woman like you yet!! 🫵🏼💚 @miss_pidgey

logged back into hell to say never fly with @AmericanAir its onsite. tell your boy Ar-Jahn to run me my money

@millerIowlife he makin too much damn sense

leaving @shadowizardmney alone in my apartment so hammerhead can indoctrinate him with evil hammerhead plans

all your donations make me a happy pickle boy 🥲 thank you everyone

loggin into twitter.com on the desktop to post my gf for national gf day 🫵💚

Goodbye everyone ✌️

75 hard? I’m 365 hard

Me getting my game day fits together. Ready for another Cowboys Season

Counterpoint: my parents do this and it’s cute every time

@sweetiddies @nothotsjusbeans @2dilly2dally @__papa_ we just missed Tony P 😔

@Skoog He’s voting! Are you??

@shadowizardmney bro i’ve played rugby. no. NO. no.

Showed my boss the womens rugby highlights and he looked me dead in the eye and said he could compete with them right now. Lmfao okay grandpa, time for your nap.

@hotgirlellie Literally I was like “go hate your mom somewhere else”

@Skoog Best I can do is I would pull the plug after exhausting all efforts to save you given that exact scenario

@shadowizardmney m*rder me

Did you guys get your soy in today?

@miss_pidgey Haha! *gulp*