Shane Collins

North London forever x

ah shit here we go again

But you made me pay £350 for general admission ticket which was £150 hours before… come on chaps x

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

Tonight at 7.59pm. COME ON @ENGLAND 😂 🙌

@LBLFC_ Wes brown ‘completed’ club football at the age of 20 but you didn’t see him starting centre mid at Euro 2000. Get in the bin kid x

Conor Gallagher from Essex and Kobbie Mainoo from Stockport starting in front of Trent Alexander Arnold, the scapegoat, who completed club football at 23. A nation full of mongs.

🚨 Erik ten Hag on the praise Kobbie Mainoo is getting: "We have to keep it calm, because you guys in England know how to push players, and then hammer them when they have a bad game." This is exactly what Ten Hag was talking about.

Ineos out

@glastonbury Fuck off

Tickets for Glastonbury 2024 have now Sold Out. Our thanks to everyone who bought one and we're sorry to those of you who missed out, on a morning when demand greatly exceeded supply. There will be a resale of any cancelled or returned tickets in spring 2024.

@yungy07 @seetickets @glastonbury Do one mark

@seetickets @glastonbury Thank you got booking page at 9am boom see you there glasto 2024

Bookings for @Glastonbury are being processed steadily, however the site is exceptionally busy this morning, so please bear with us.

1,400 dead in Israel. 10,000 dead in Gaza. Increased military activity on the West Bank. Increased settler violence. More and more children dying every day. When will the British government join with peaceful voices around the world to demand an immediate ceasefire?

*Man United fans enjoying a football match* VAR:

VAR is now set to rule out Bruno Fernandes’ goal against Fulham after someone pointed out how David Bellion was once marginally offside in the same fixture in 2004. Dermot Gallagher agrees.

Who is gonna tell this froth what armistice day was.

The Director of the UN's New York office just resigned after thirty years at the organisation over the UN's handling of the ongoing genocide of Palestinians. The entirety of his resignation letter is a necessary read but this first page blew me away.

Read this, then read it again, then make sure everyone you know reads it, too.

Honestly do not know what was more horrifying today, that geezer getting rammed by a horse or that pony performance at old Trafford. Fucking horseshit.

Manchester United play today.