Shawn

💯

@LangmanVince Looks ready for a Subaru commercial

What happened to Natalie Maines from The Dixie Chicks?

@kashyap286 Takes money to make money? Blasphemy

A year ago, $NVDA had $43.5 billion in total off-balance sheet liabilities. Today, that figure is $155 billion, of which $101 billion is due this year alone. Plus, they have an additional $27 billion in equity commitments for their usual revenue round tripping scheme through SPVs. Investors focus on the $37.5 billion revenue growth y-o-y. I look at the $138.5 billion in obligations it took to get there.

Hate being critical of the Astros during this two game win streak but they would do themselves a huge favor by figuring out how to walk more. Seems minor but it changes the game in a positive way for them.

@MetamateDaz Our we could eliminate government fraud and over spending. It’s not a revenue problem, it’s a spending and stealing problem. Think more responsibly

Most people don't realize but Americans only pay Social Security taxes on income under $184,500. What that means is anyone that makes over that stops paying Social Security at $184,501. If the Social Security earnings cap were removed they would have enough money for universal health care.

@Kuno75 Reason for keeping him? How have the Angels done with Trout? How did the Angels do with Trout AND Ohtani? Takes soooooo much more than a player or two to compete in baseball over 162 games. Yordan is amazing, no doubt, but if the Astros want to compete he goes

If the Astros actually trade Yordan I might be done with the team and just watch baseball not rooting for anyone. That would be the dumbest thing Crane would allow to happen.

@AstrosJosh You should get a great haul from the likes of Vazquez and Abreu🙄. Every single person is available if you want to rebuild

Astros Likelihood to be Traded Most Likely 1. RP Bryan Abreu 2. RP Steven Okert 3. RP Enyel De Los Santos 4. C Christian Vázquez Very Likely 5. 1B Christian Walker 6. 3B Isaac Paredes Maybe 7. SS Jeremy Peña 8. CL Josh Hader Fuck Off 9. SP Hunter Brown 10. DH Yordan Alvarez

@tylermilliken_ Soft game of baseball these days…

MLB has suspended Framber Valdez for 6 games with a fine for intentionally throwing at Trevor Story. Valdez denied it. Didn’t matter. Well-deserved punishment. AJ Hinch has also been suspended for tonight’s game, despite essentially saying he didn’t agree with what Valdez did.

@michaelschwab13 100% agree

Should never have fired James Click

@MarcRyanOnAir So Bob Gibson, Nolan Ryan, Roger Clemens and Pedro Martinez were mentally weak?

When Detroit signed Framber, I was informed of the downside from a colleague in Houston: “He mentally loses it when things aren’t going well.” This is 100% intentional and Bush League. Mentally weak. Don’t tip your pitches, Framber. That’s on YOU. #DNMW

@TheAstrosLocker #nailedit

What’s the obsession with Mauricio Dubon right now across Astros Twitter? The Astros have a top 5 offense in the sport. Adding a utility guy to a team with the worst pitching staff in MLB isn’t moving the needle.

@brianmctaggart @MLBNetwork A solid career with remarkable moments. Glad he was/is an Astro

Astros source: Carlos Correa will have surgery on his left ankle and will be out for the season. A devastating injury blow for the Astros.

This may be the most articulate response I’ve ever heard to this question.

@Jared_Carrabis Looks like old school baseball to me. Let’s ask Nolan Ryan, Roger Clemens, and a host of others what they think

Framber Valdez is a fucking loser. This is why you had to take a three-year deal in February, dickhead.

@brianmctaggart Return to sender

Tatsuya Imai has walked five batters in three innings at Triple-A Sugar Land, allowing one run and one hit with three strikeouts. He's thrown only 27 of 63 pitches for strikes.

@nut_history Looks like baseball

Do you think this slide is clean or dirty?

@carter6f By the looks of this video, I think we can safely say Jay-Z officially has 100 problems.

12 years ago, TMZ leaked footage of Solange Knowles (Beyoncé’s sister) confronting Jay-Z in an elevator after she allegedly found out he was cheating on her sister with Rachel Roy at the Met Gala😳.

@burrytracker If he didn’t want to answer obvious questions don’t go on TV for an INTERVIEW! Wasted everyone’s time and looked like an idiot.

This got awkward fast GameStop wants to buy eBay in a deal worth ~$55.5B So today, Ryan Cohen went on CNBC And the obvious question was: How does a company worth about ~$11 billion buy one worth about ~$48 billion $GME has closed -10% since the interview aired

@ReesePolitics Seemed straightforward. RC offered/committed an amount of money from the publicly traded company he leads. That company doesn’t show, on paper, it has that amount of money. Where is t coming from or how do you intend to get it.again, you are the CEO of a publicly traded company🙄

Here's the most contentious part of Ryan Cohen's CNBC Squawk Box interview about the GameStop-EBAY acquisition. This is a HEATED back and forth, uncommon for financial news. $GME Sorkin, at one point is in disbelief at RC's repetitive answering to his question.