shelby mary

Still confused how everyone is supposed to know what I’m feeling at any given moment if I can’t emphatically change my profile song with every fluctuation in my mood????? ??

Me to the woman at Santa Ana City Hall taking her time on my plan check: “omg this is a pokestop??”

“Girrrrl, Ba Sing Se finna be lit tonight” 😂

Not the fish doorbell triggering my thalassophobia lmaooo I saw a piece of driftwood float by and noped out so fast

I am sickkk with how fulfilled I am in my female friendships this year?? Like wdym they pick up whenever I call and they’re always excited to hear from me and then make plans to see me?? And reassure me that nothing I say is dumb or small or stupid?? 🥹🥹🥹 I am so lucky holy f

So high on post-Coachella vibes I had to open this god forsaken app and tell someone about it !!

Who knew my sister getting knocked out of the golden child spot would have my parents apologizing to me for decade-old traumas 😂

Up at 2am researching how to start a jellyfish farm

@JoroJrn 2016

Which year destroyed your mental health most?

So many music festivals, not enough money 😔

“Fix your fucking self, kiss my ass for that” 🙂‍↕️💞

For this teeny tiny snapshot of time, everything in my life is going absolutely perfectly, I have no complaints, I have no stressors that seem insurmountable, I am loved and FEEL loved, I feel like I matter and deserve to be here. Big, big wins for fucked up lil me. ☺️💕

Throwing just a lil bit of ass to GloRilla in my chair while my photoshop tells me for the seventh time it’s refusing to open because my scratch disks are full 😌 #TuesdayWorkAesthetic

Sang along to “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne at the liquor store… didn’t get carded 💀

sometimes i’m like ‘adhd isn’t a real disability’ and then remember the time my bottle of melatonin spilled behind my nightstand and instead of immediately picking them all up, i grabbed one off the floor every night for like two months before going to bed until they were gone

well

Silly new group chats with the girls & reaching the “share your location” level of friendship 🥹

How do I explain to my cat that she doesn’t have to finish the food in her first bowl if she doesn’t like it, she can skip to the second bowl with her fave flavor, bc one of our 2026 resolutions was not to operate from a scarcity mindset? But she’s so polite & well-mannered… 🥹

Nahhh today’s wordle pissed me off Wordle 1,662 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

"I loved her to the point of invention"