Andy Sheldon

@RupertLowe10 Working people should not have to subsidise people who choose to be parents. If you can’t afford children you shouldn’t have them. Birth control options have never been better and some are even free. Why should working people fund this? Dreadful decision.

Working mums and dads should not have to further subsidise parents who don’t work. Raising the two-child benefit cap is lazy, and quite frankly will benefit foreign families who have more children. Dreadful decision. Indolent foreigners shouldn't get benefits, they should go home. Why should working parents fund this? Get taxed more and more? So scroungers can sit on their arse and have an easy life? If you can work, you must work. End of story. That's the message. Not one of rewarding indolence. No. The message has to be... Want more children? Get a job. More politicians should have the courage to say so.

@DrClownPhD @beardmeatsfood no words required but it might help educate Josh..

MGK just invented a new level of cringe 😬

@interesting_aIl @colin_furze have you built a Time Machine and this is really you?!

This is Robert Maddox, his hobby is installing jet engines on anything that can move

@TraegerGrills first test drive of my new smoker!

@talkSPORT Alright, you play too many games and have to train a lot. If we agree that you can play less games, we significantly reduce your wages accordingly. Still feel like striking??

'GOING ON STRIKE?! IT'S A DISGRACE!' 🤬 'DON'T BE TIRED!' ❌ Andy Goldstein & Darren Bent clash over the claim that Premier League footballers should STRIKE due to too many games. 🔥

@CrazyPedros tried to get this months special 4 times now but no joy.. Yes, I still enjoyed a different pizza but that’s not the point!!

@OUTSIDE_arts #CheadleMoon #MuseumOfTheMoon #Cheadle #OutsideArts @lukejerram an incredible experience!

@wicked_brick I’m about to make my first purchase and despite joining the mailing list I don’t have a voucher code. Any chance you can sort me out please?!

@CrazyPedros I feel like ‘Pedro’s Special Cream’ requires further explanation..!

January Pizza Special. Flat Pack Pedro. ABBA, Zlatan, Kopparberg, furniture, and of course, pizza. - Swedish Meatballs - Fries - Lingonberry - Peas - Pedro's Special Cream Available at all good Pedro's from 5pm today by slice and full sixteen inch - in venue + Deliveroo.

@fun88eng Gordon 2-0

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and the correct score at SJP today 🏟️ One follower with the correct answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season 🎟️🎟️ #NEWBRE | #NUFC

@TripleH @bellster1981

Just received a call from WWE Hall of Famer Mike Rotunda who informed us of the tragic news that our WWE family member for life Windham Rotunda - also known as Bray Wyatt - unexpectedly passed earlier today. Our thoughts are with his family and we ask that everyone respect their privacy at this time.

@NewcastleNatter Do you think we’ll get anyone else in before the transfer window closes and if so who do you see us getting? And is the show on Prime the greatest televisual masterpiece of all time?

Recording a new Natter tonight. The first ever recorded from the top of the league. How should we mark the occasion? Also send in your questions. #nufc

@NewcastleNatter Most improved has to be Joelinton. Every fan in the stadium hated him, booing and jeering and kicking off if he came on as sub or cheered when he went off. Through all of that he’s now first name on the team sheet and we all sing songs about him!

Recording our end of season review tonight. Please put forward your suggestions for awards - best player, most improved, sexiest moment or anything else you care to offer. #NUFC

Ciaooo Opens Restaurant Devoted To Garlic Bread In Manchester ⁦@beardmeatsfood⁩ the Mrs Beard holy shrine and future video has arrived!! secretmanchester.com/ciaooo-garlic-…

@NewcastleNatter How long before we start to receive the credit we deserve for how well we’re playing? Outside of the club it was more about how shit Spurs are. A team that are still 5th in the league! And if De Bruyne had made that Willock pass the press would have been pulling their dicks off!

Doing a natter tonight to talk about Willock’s assist unless you think there’s anything else worth talking about? Questions? Comments? #nufc

@NewcastleNatter Do you think we could do with missing out on the Champions League? We’re way ahead of schedule to rebuild and we don’t have the squad depth yet to compete at that level

Recording a natter in an hour. Any questions? #nufc

@CrazyPedros Oh FFS that’s knackered an otherwise brilliant plan! Tuesday next week it is then…probably just buy double to make up for it

@sheldimus It's a Bank Holiday!

@CrazyPedros any update on this month’s special? We’re four days in and I’m sat here waiting, the suspense is killing me!!

@CrazyPedros Excitement overload! Off to check my working in the office plans, I feel an entirely necessary Friday meeting just emerged..

@sheldimus FRIDAY. Sh*t you not but might be the best month ever

@O2 just tried to use my Priority rewards to get a free sausage roll from Greggs. Scanned the QR code only to be told the app isn’t working! Had to pay for my sausagey Friday fix!