Erin Kirchner

Please pay me to paint your walls.

My husband everytime he has to talk to a support desk:

Day 2: My body is very confused. My stomach feels very empty from less food but also very full from a literally GALLON of water. I have to pee at every second of every day. So far, the water is the hardest part.

Okay I started 75 Hard. I will update this thread with my thoughts along the way.

sorry for making this

Your twenties are for two things: buying fun little drinks & being crushed by the inescapable feeling that everything about you is broken

Obsessed with people who put their phones in the refrigerator when filming tik toks.

its been a rough fucking week and its only TUESDAY yall omg

as a 27 year old i can say that some 27 year olds want to be 35 and others want to be 23 but none of them want to be 27

Happy Halloweekend.

Frog in a hydrangea.

Oh yeah, I got married.

twitter forever (not updating my app)

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

My fiancé woke me up with a casual, "I took a photo of you while you were sleeping."

My favorite hobby is blush.

(tweet from toilet)

You're elite if you can drink a protein shake and not spend the rest of forever on the toilet.

Me. A graphic designer.

PSA Elon Musk deleted my drafts and frankly I'm upset with him.