SideshowDoug

I’m amending my measure of success to include a christian group calling on Netflix to cancel my Amazon series. @neilhimself #GoodOmens #Amazon #Netflix #goals #amwriting theguardian.com/books/2019/jun…

@CasieBazay The only reason I’m still on Twitter is because of my connections with writers. If we could all shift as a block to another platform together and stay connected, that would be wonderful. 😃

@CasieBazay Anxious and a little fearful of the worst that can happen to our country if T wins. Hoping for a huge margin Kamala win and looking forward to the election season being behind us.

@wordrefiner I’m had a friend who lived on Firth Street and it’s nearly impossible to pronounce unless you say it really slowly.

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This is how you build a good story.

@wordrefiner Totally. It’s been awhile since I did NaNoWriMo. I’ve always loved the approach of free writing and not stopping for directions.

@sideshowdoug Sounds like a good method. That makes you a pantser.

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@wordrefiner The main influences on my writing are Douglas Adams, Donald Westlake, and Star Wars. I tend to write stream-of-consciousness to see what I get and then do heavy editing to shape it into the story that it is meant to be.

@sideshowdoug It is fun! A lot of writerly wisdom is being shared on my website in the interviews. What is your new book about? I love funny books!

@wordrefiner One is about a high school graduate trying to find his way in the world and getting caught up in an unconventional mafia. The other is a group of friends who get trapped in Ohio by paranormal activity.

@ANNELAMOTT I’m guessing Cheryl Hines is living a real Curb Your Enthusiasm type life with RFK Jr.

RFK Jr has become such an ugly man, inside and out, for both obvious and mysterious reasons, but still, I find it almost impossible to believe he goes ahead and endorses Trump tomorrow. It would be suicide for him, and he would take Cheryl Hines down with him.

@Matt5White @notcapnamerica A 6” fence?

@notcapnamerica Former Surveyor here: This type of shit is EXACTLY what property staking surveys are for. Build the fence 6” minimum inside those stakes and never speak to the man again.

I’m sorry this isn’t even about being petty. She paid for her house and she’s entitled to the property that she paid for.

@EricIdle While you’re down under, I hope you have the chance to taste a lot of Australian table wines.

A strange week. I have been doing a lot of press for my forthcoming tour in New Zealand and Australia which has resulted in a certain amount of time confusion. Even Day lag. Tonight I stay up late to appear on Breakfast TV! I do hope someone’s watching. I’ve worked hard on a totally new show and it’s packed with surprises. I think that’s the most fun, playing tricks on an audience. So let’s hope there is one!

@BookTweepz @WotFContest The kindle price is not $1.99, it’s listed at $9.99.

Hey @BestBuySupport, is this how support is supposed to work? call the store – get forwarded to a call center – we can’t help you, call geek squad – we can’t help you either, call the store – now back with the call center.

It looks like @RonnaMcDaniel didn’t last one full @Scaramucci at NBC. npr.org/2024/03/26/124…

@SarahSevans2000 Is Jack a shih-tzu? I used to have one that looked very similar. Love those little fur babies.

Friendly reminder how Jack usually looks

Seriously what the fuck did they do to my Jack 😞😭😢what do you have to do to get a good groomer around here. One cut his tongue, one cut his tip of his tail off, and now he looks like roadkill. Please grow quickly Jack Jack

@CasieBazay It’s been awhile since I’ve done NaNoWriMo. I went to some local groups that met up at Panera to share power strips and say relatively little to each other because we were all behind on our word counts. 😃

@EricIdle It's a tough call between Argument Clinic and Four Yorkshiremen.

What is your favorite (favourite) Python sketch?

Wondering if @SpeakerBoehner or @SpeakerRyan want their old job back. cnn.com/politics/live-…

The feature that makes my new LG washer worth every penny is the cheery jingle when the cycle is done. @LGUS @BestBuy