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#TrumpTariffs A good source tells me Pres. Trump will place tariffs on the following UK goods: -Baps -Emojis from the film ‘Adolescence’ -Philip Schofield -Bicycle lanes -Hull City FC home shirts -Moist bread -Ann Widdecombe’s yeasts -Moths -Anything that is stiff -Skunk. 😔🇬🇧

Keir Starmer calls for the release of the sausages. #sausage

@JakartaCharbo @GerryMcBride @MattChorley Oh it was so beautiful! Plus the leather phone case was an extra battery.

@GerryMcBride @MattChorley The Samsung calculator phone. Size of a credit card, slotted into my wallet. I owned two of these and used them way past their sell by date.

After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)

@ra7221981 Sent you a DM!

Writing a really fun article! #journorequest #journorequests 1) Who doesn’t love #Legos? Working on an exciting #Legos story for its 90th anniversary and would love to connect with Lego artists or huge Lego fans. I would love to know your #LegoStories! Your #LegoMemories!

@MilaGriebel @Redchick69 @LifeInKilburn Not Kilburn but there's a decent one at Swiss Cottage called Tony's Pita. "Decent" meaning my Greek husband approved

@Redchick69 @LifeInKilburn We havent had a decent Greek restaurant in the area for a while.

Yasu, at 260 Kilburn High Road is now open.

@LifeInKilburn @googlemaps If you login to Google Maps, go to "edit the map" and then put a complaint in.

Hi @googlemaps, where has Kilburn gone?

I doubt a single sportsperson would ever compare their job to that of a surgeon operating on babies. That doesn’t mean that sportspeople can’t also suffer from depression, anxiety or struggle to handle pressure occasionally, and all done whilst the world watches on.

@priyankasacheti Ooooooooooh.

If you blow the dog whistle then you are to blame when the dogs start barking. @BorisJohnson and @pritipatel should take the knee and apologise to @MarcusRashford @Sanchooo10 and @BukayoSaka87 for giving these racist scumbags license to abuse our players and ask for forgiveness.

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

Boris Johnson's Brexit deliberately mobilised racism. Boris Johnson created the permissive conditions for the current wave of racism and of indecent nationalism. Boris Johnson should take his own advice and feel ashamed of himself. #ShameonJohnson #BLM #r4today

England wouldn't get out of the groups if it wasn't for Sterling Would have severe hunger issues if it wasn't for Rashford Would not have made the final if it wasn't for Saka and Sancho to step up when needed. These 4 men have served their country well. #ENGITA #EURO2020 #Eng

This man is a king, on and off the pitch 👑 #Rashford #eng

@moregamespls @4ChitsNGiggles I second Linkee. Also we are enjoying the Pointless board game atm.

❤️ @Rathskellers just launched a Modular #gamingtable ❤️ ➡️ ON #kickstarter 🎲 For #boardgames & dining 🍽️ 🐉 With a built-in #rpg GM station for #dnd #dnd5e #pathfinder 🤩 It's a #tabletopgames dream ! #crowdfunding #rathskellers #sunnygeeks #boardgameaddict #brettspiel

#DefundTheBBC is trending. Not because 2 seperate BBC journalists have confidently used the N word over the last week but because a psychologist explained what white privilege is on bbc bitesize. This country is so gross.

@priyankasacheti I want to like 100 times. Also really want Cereal now

A few weeks ago I was in London for the day. I took the first train down, & finished work by early afternoon. My return train was at 8:46pm, so I spent the afternoon going round the Monopoly route. I thought it would be interesting to photograph London at such a unique time.