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Feels weird to now have people telling me to get the fuck out of here. Why is insane to not want to give up my birthright citizenship even though I live in another country legally. I have contributed more to the US than the UK but clowns on here are telling me to get the fuck out. Sickening

🚨 JUST IN: The Trump administration has just ORDERED all noncitizens to leave the United States if they're applying for a green card — a BIG shift in policy This means they can't just skip the process and wait for their application while already here GOOD! Get them all out! 🔥 BAIER: "An enormous change in U.S. immigration policy tonight. The Trump administration says any non-citizens in the country who have applied for a green card must leave the country indefinitely even if here legally and regardless of whether they have a spouse or children." "Then they have to wait for their green card application to be processed outside of the country."

@PNW_working_mom @TinaKotek Fraud. That’s all I can think of.

4 out of 5 voters reject @TinaKotek’s policies but will still vote for her in November. Make it make sense!

@SusanMDolderer @RealAF_Patriot Yep, press secretary who covered the whole pentagon missing money and 9/11, I’ve said this for years. Total fake.

@RealAF_Patriot Dana Perino is so owned by the demons. Everyone thinks she's so sweet and nice. She's so in on it.

ICYMI: DECLAS ON MASKS 👀 We were called crazy for saying Joe Biden was not Joe Biden, and it was an actor in a mask. We said the same about many others, always receiving the same pushback. Here is Fox News showing us in such an obvious way that no one can deny this. The truth is coming … BUCKLE UP‼️

I have major inconsistencies with orders, some arrive as described when ordered, some arrive later than described when checking out. If an order is later than described at checkout, I use the chat to an agent service and get a full refund, pointing out the inconsistencies. Same if it’s delivered to the wrong address in my apartment complex, I walk and find the package then ask for a refund because they failed to deliver to my address and the prime promise. To charge for a service and not fulfill it is the problem. Things can happen en route, that’s why they shouldn’t make promises and charge for guarantees

Can someone at @amazonprime please explain why it’s worth it to have a prime membership when we no longer get overnight shipping and most of the prime movies are for a fee?

Sky Bastards Update 🚨 Oregon May 20, 2026. Every inch of our sky here in Oregon has been sprayed with chemtrails today #Geoengineering #SkyBastards #Chemtrails. They must be stopped. This is no way to live.!

@GovTinaKotek YOU LITERALLY WANTED TO INCREASE THE GAS TAX AND THE PEOPLE OF OREGON HAD TO VOTE TO STOP YOU

OREGON! I have never had a problem with gays, trans…until Tina came to town. Now I have a problem. She is spending our taxpayer money on all kinds of special projects for these people. She’s not building parks for families, or special places for other groups of people to gather. It’s all for her queer and trans group of people. Many of them have mental orders. She is pushing children drag queen story hours on our kids. She’s teaching our kids in school that white people are bad. She is confusing our kids because they have been told they can change their sex. If we allow her, she is going to turn this state into the capital for every perverse type of people. Pedophiles are flocking here, homeless people are happy to come here. Drug trafficking and addicts have put this city on the nations map. And let’s not forget how much she admires the cartels, Antifa, and the protesters who have ripped Portland apart. When she moved here she brought much of the trash with her! Now she’s attracting them like magnets! She wears a large rainbow sign that constantly is blinking stating “We accept all the despicable people here”. We will need industrial sized bulldozers to find the bottom of the heap she is setting on! Democrats, remember it’s supposed to be livable here for everyone. Even for you! Think really hard about what you want this state to look like in the future. Tina Kotek is not the person you want continuing to lead our state into perversity and bankruptcy!

They wouldn't dare post this on X because they know they'd get dragged beyond measure, but the Portland Bureau of Transportation has big plans for spending your money on "Pride Plaza" crap instead of fixing roads. @PBOTinfo facebook.com/share/r/1BWQ4L…

If you are an Oregon voter, please vote NO on the gas tax. Let me add, I will not be voting for Drazen, either.

@KatTimpf @iamlisakirk 🙏❤️🙏

My seemingly healthy, strong father Daniel “Dad Timpf” Timpf died very unexpectedly on the evening of May 7 at just 69 years old.   It does not seem like enough to simply call him my father, because he was so much more than that. He was my rock, my hero and my best friend. He was loyal, funny, kind, selfless, hard-working, and so devoted to his children that it was impossible to be near him and not find yourself inspired. He was a writer, a painter, a sailor, and somehow knowledgeable on every subject from world history to literature to accounting. He was the most dependable person anyone has ever met. I always felt like, as long as I had his phone number, there was not a problem I could not solve. I needed him here with me; I am not okay, and I am far from the only person who feels this.   The birth of my son in February 2025, his first grandchild, was supposed to be a happy new beginning for our family. A family that had been already once devastated by an untimely loss: the loss of my mother Anne Marie to a rare disease in 2014 just a matter of weeks after her diagnosis.   The joy of my son’s birth was, of course, complicated by my also very unexpected breast cancer diagnosis just a matter of hours before going into labor with him. During this time, my dad did what he did best, which was to save the day. As soon as he heard about my diagnosis, he simply got into the car and started driving to New York -- making it through the tunnel just as my  son was born…on the day that happened to be his own birthday, as well.   In the tumultuous time of a simultaneous new cancer diagnosis and new baby, my dad was the sole reason for our stability, rushing in to help care for our son, and returning to do so again for my double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery, and any time that we ever needed him. It was an awful, awful year… but I found so much joy and hope throughout it by watching the beauty of a very special relationship form between my son and my father. This horrible thing that was happening was creating such a very special bond between the two of them -- almost making the terrible thing worth it -- and I was so excited to see how that bond would grow.   The bond was of top priority for my father, who visited from Michigan often. I saw him last on the Monday before he died, and my son was so proud to help his grandfather push his suitcase down to the car as he left. The goodbyes were quick. Why wouldn’t they be? We would all see each other again at the beginning of June, when we would all head to Texas for my shows and to see my grandpa. We wanted to make sure that my son could spend as much time as he could with his great-grandfather. He is, after all, 93.   I was certainly not over the trauma of my cancer or having to amputate the breasts I so badly wanted to feed my son with, but the one thing I could always count on to get me through my worst moments was seeing my son’s and my father’s faces light up when they saw each other, be it during the visits or our routine morning and bedtime FaceTime calls.   That is, at least, until I had to hear over the phone from a doctor I had never met in an emergency room in the same town up north that I’d previously announced to my father that I was pregnant that my dad was dead; I would never see him again, and neither would my son. It would turn out that last year was not the hard one, after all. Rather, it was the one I would now do anything to relive. I would amputate my breasts every year just to be able to speak with him one more time, even for five minutes.   I am currently living an unimaginable horror. For many people, this is a tragic story. For me, it’s my life. I do not know how I will recover from it. I only know that I have to for the sake of what is left of my family.

@thespursweb Kinsky is the number 1 now. No question, defense look comfortable playing with him. Vicario has been a liability since he joined. Occasionally a good shot stopper, terrible with his feet, crosses, and positioning. No question.

Should Antonin Kinsky remain as Tottenham's number one for the final two matches, even if Vicario is fit to play?

@Truthbeusnow @MJTruthUltra Nightmare

@simonsays_fjb @MJTruthUltra The signs were out on the east side Portland. Sounds like they may go higher… yay🤣

Gas Price Check in How are your gas prices? Drop your state MD $4.38 here

@Truthbeusnow @MJTruthUltra I’m in Beaverton between $5.15 and $5.49 for regular cash cheapest near me is Arco at $4.99

@MJTruthUltra Oregon😫

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.

Wow, thats a BIG list

How about: No Income Tax No Tax on Wages No Property Tax No Inheritance Tax No Sales Tax on Used Homes & Items No Vehicle Registration Fee's No Licensing Fee's No Tax on Food and Pharmaceuticals Abolishment of Federal Reserve Banks and IRS

Well, well, well… Was his name really Barack Hussein Obama — or was it Jean Paul Ludwig? Let me explain. After digging through records and old documents, something strange surfaced: the Social Security Number 042-68-4425, the one linked to Barack Obama, was originally assigned to a man named Jean Paul Ludwig — a French-born immigrant who came to the U.S. in 1924. He was reportedly given that SSN in March 1977. Now here’s the kicker: Ludwig spent most of his adult life in Connecticut, which explains why his SSN begins with 042 — a prefix reserved for Connecticut residents. Obama? Never lived or worked in Connecticut. So why would he have a Social Security number tied to that state? It gets even more curious. Ludwig reportedly passed away in Hawaii, where Obama’s grandmother, Madelyn Payne Dunham, just happened to work in the probate office of the Honolulu Courthouse — with access to files of deceased individuals and their personal records, including unused Social Security numbers. The theory is that Ludwig’s death was never properly reported to the Social Security Administration, likely because he never received benefits. That meant his number sat dormant — and accessible. Some believe Dunham may have quietly found a number that belonged to someone long gone — someone not receiving benefits — and handed it off to her grandson, whose citizenship status has long been questioned by skeptics due to connections to Kenya and Indonesia. And that’s just the beginning. If Trump — or anyone else — ever pushes past the birth certificate and straight into the mystery of this SSN, it’s going to be chaos. You’ll see heads spin on the left like never before. Because you can debate birthplaces all day long, but using a Social Security number that wasn’t assigned to you? That’s fraud. This isn’t about politics. This is about the law — and the truth. Let people make their own decisions, but they deserve to know. If you’re reading this and just shrug it off? Then maybe you’re okay with being lied to. But if not, spread the word. Because justice for this country is long overdue. In God We Trust. FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING

I just paid $263 for two little stickers, that permit me to drive my cars, which I already paid sales tax on, for another year. On roads that I’m taxed to maintain, but are somehow not maintained. I feel violated.

Hypothetically…….. I’m being taxed on money I never made. Let that sink in. If I bought my property outright for $60,000 in 2009 Now the county says it’s worth $246,000. Did I sell it? No. Did I make a profit? No. Did I get a check for $246,000? No. But my taxes jumped like I did. That’s the problem. This isn’t income. This isn’t cash. This is a number someone decided on paper — and now I’m being billed for it. If my stock portfolio doubles, I don’t pay taxes until I sell. If my income doesn’t increase, I don’t magically owe more income tax. So why does owning a home work differently? Why am I being taxed on unrealized gains? A house isn’t just an investment — it’s where people live. And this system means you can do everything right, pay off your home, and still get squeezed harder every year because of a number you never turned into money. You don’t truly own something if you can be taxed out of it. This isn’t about “services” or “inflation.” It’s about being charged for value you never received. And people are starting to notice. This needs to be on everyone’s mind✔️