SJ 🍉
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SJ 🍉
@sjonthetweet
the mouth from south. views are mine and your mums
she/her. Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Threw this like a brick btw
uMARAZOR@zizithebadgal
You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.
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@StinkRatsCharms Mental health nurse called me to give me the results of my diagnostic tests last year, she said “and your scoring for OCD was… oh wow, VERY high” and then we both just laughed at eachother
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I remember waking up really early one Xmas Day and just sitting in the living room with all my unopened presents around me watching Dexters Lab and eating Coco Pops, I didn’t want to wake my mum up because she’d been complaining about how late she’d be up wrapping on Xmas Eve
Madeline Grant@Madz_Grant
I've noticed amongst friends who have little kids that they are basically forced into waking up when they do. When I was little I remember v clearly knowing that we shouldn't go and wake parents until at least 9am on a weekend, and generally entertaining ourselves in the morning
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And he’s only being allowed to ruin the entire planet because racists couldn’t face the idea of voting for a Black woman
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada
Donald Trump is ruining everything for everybody on earth and I hate his fucking guts and I hope he fucking dies really soon.
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The lesbian community would consist of about 100 women if she didn’t exist. Responsible for almost every millennial femmes awakening
lesbian@ianisgayjesus
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@mcstardently The money I would pay to be backstage in the artist area
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Mama that’s a dyke right there
old toons@oldtoons_
Betty Boop and her boyfriend Freddie (1933-34)
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@Channel4 pleeeeeeease bring Phoneshop back, the people need it. Sutton high street even has a Flannels now and you just KNOW these two would be frequenting it on a daily basis
J-Skillz@ApnaJSkillz
This #Phoneshop
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