charlie

imagine if i just started tweeting on this acc again. i kinda want to. i have good drafts over here. look at this one: stared at a rabbit out of my window waiting for it to do something cute wind blew it was a mcdonalds bag. i mean that’s killer

@marssmaple good it’s got to be someone’s

alright who took a dump in my abandoned twitter account. not cool

okay bye for real hehehehe 🏃

LOL

@sapphicaIycia i want people to play my little game 😈

@slugcities murphy polls has risen slugcities from the grave.....

using this account for evil

oomf in their retirement era because this account is a nightmare to be on. i'm moving to @mothhouses if you still wanna be mutuals you can follow me there but i'll probably block people i don't know

@okiawas ILYSM

@okiawas U R PRECIOUS 2 ME

@okiawas >:)

@kitafangs breed: just a little boy

today

@reidsnora we’ll workshop it

@slugcities this is modern day poetry

gonna give they/he pronouns a try methinks....

@hosiies thank you subject

@slugcities i apologize, i’ll go cut up my sister’s shirts and fall in line

@reidsnora yeah i’m i’m he’s and you’re he’m i’s. or they’m i’s?

@slugcities OMG IS THAT YOU AND ME

@hosiies you are an outlier stop ruining my thesis

@slugcities my older sister does this to my clothes so what now

@sundaysonfire fine but do not force it upon your elders i'm trying to use clothes to hide inside of

@slugcities but i wanna do this now

@trustbeIlamy i am in fact free from the delicious, delicious mud

@slugcities it’s been seven hours so I assume u are no longer in the yummy looking mud??

does anybody know how to get a car out of mud on the side of the road if one was 4’11” and 90 lbs and already tried pushing it. not related to my life or anything