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@MrMekzy_ For JSS3, we were asked to name kitchen utensils as unprepared test, na so my guy named over 20 conveniently. Home econs teacher brought only his script and asked how he got to know all of those, my friend replied "we have everything at home" teacher shouted and we all knew why

@QUEENOFDBLUES1 Nice to meet you 🤝

If I am going to an occasion with you, I'll never be the reason you'll go late. I hate what Nigerians call African Time. Some people are just bad with time, they must always go late. What the faack!

@TerryObok @arojinle1 It has a lot to do with flesh as well. No way that woman is weighing 65, never.

@arojinle1 Weight has a lot to do with bones not flesh. I weigh 71kg for a skinny dude.

There's no world where a woman of that shape and size weighs 65kg. She weighs 80kg, at least

@FabrizioRomano @MARHUBALA He had the chance to impress but decided to be careful so as not to pick injury before World Cup. Very fair selection by Tuchel

🚨 Thomas Tuchel: “Cole Palmer wasn’t as decisive as previous seasons, he wasn’t available for us a lot and wasn’t decisive”. “He also competes in the right half 10 position, where we decided for Jude, Morgan and Ebs who are outstanding players, had better season and more decisive in our camps than Cole”.

@timmy_sax @FabrizioRomano It was a fair selection by leaving him out, to be honest.

@FabrizioRomano My star boy will be back

@sholex4u11 @Abdulrahmangoje @MR__Sulaiman1 @Ov_Philip @DaScottNG @johnnchinonso @unkn0wnski @bb_khamees @itz_chamo @carter6f @arojinle1 I concur with you bro…

@sholex4u11 @Abdulrahmangoje @MR__Sulaiman1 @Ov_Philip @DaScottNG @johnnchinonso @unkn0wnski @bb_khamees @itz_chamo @carter6f @arojinle1 He’s the “UNQUESTIONABLE “ but there’s a level of pain you’ll witness that’ll make you question him. It’s sad 😔

@Esther_aroboto @Miss_Oluremi Very mannerless. I had to read again to check where you went wrong with your comment.

@Miss_Oluremi What🙄 I see why you deal with low budget men. You sounded grateful and loyal but your response to my comment shows how mannerless you are.

I bought a skirt yesterday, I fitted it on and streaked my man. I bought it and left the store. Then I saw his message asking if I bought the skirt, I said yes, he asked of the amount, I told him, and he said 'sent'. 🤭 now tell me, how person wan take cheat on this kind of man

@sparkliin @youngOG91 By far a better captain than Reece💙

Enzo Fernández reminds me so much of Frank Lampard. He makes it so easy for me to defend him. He doesn't stress me at all. Give this baller whatever he asks for and make him the captain of the team. Make Reece James his vice-captain.

@Joe__Bassey You’re not dangerouos for telling us you’re dangerous

Are Somali people really planning to take over South Africa? An explanation is really needed for this video.

@jollofpunter @MuideenKareem @Rasheedat08 @OkekeChidinma12 @UcheibeC @rinss98 Very clear he doesn’t know her

@MuideenKareem @Rasheedat08 @OkekeChidinma12 @UcheibeC @rinss98 Who dey the 4th frame? E be like you no even sabi who you dey fight for.

Congratulations to my Super Falcons family lifting trophies around the world, this is our DNA. We don't just represent on the pitch for Nigeria, we dominate everywhere we go 🦅🇳🇬 @OkekeChidinma12 @UcheibeC @rinss98 #Sisters #SuperFalcons

@ChelseaFC @thehappybilly Once upon a time, we used to have the highest number of players in every international competition, simply because of the mentality they brought into Chelsea games. He has been fantastic for us, but not enough to earn a world cup call up. Mentality is everything in football.

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

🚨 JUST IN: Gerard Piqué says Chelsea coming back from 2–0 down with 10 men to eliminate Barcelona in the 2012 UCL semifinal is one of the TOP two GREATEST COMEBACKS he has ever witnessed, admitting he has “never seen mentality like that before.” That Chelsea comeback against us in 2012 is honestly one of the two greatest comebacks I’ve ever witnessed in football. And I say that as someone who was on the pitch suffering through it." "We were 2–0 up at Camp Nou, Chelsea were down to ten men after the red card, and the whole stadium already felt sure Barcelona were going through. Normally in football, that situation is over." "But mentally, they were unbelievable. I remember looking across and seeing players throwing themselves into tackles, blocking shots with everything, fighting for every second like their lives depended on it." "What shocked me most was that they never panicked. Most teams in that atmosphere against Barcelona would completely collapse. Chelsea somehow became calmer after going down to ten men." "The goal before halftime changed everything psychologically. Suddenly, even with all the possession we had, you could feel Chelsea growing stronger mentally while frustration started entering our team." "And then Torres scoring at the end… honestly, I’ve never heard the Camp Nou go that silent. It felt impossible that we were out after everything that happened in the game." "People always talk about tactics in football, but that night was about mentality. Pure mentality. I still haven’t seen many teams react to adversity the way Chelsea did in that semifinal." "You can dislike their style, you can argue about luck, but mentally that Chelsea team was one of the strongest teams I’ve ever faced."

@peng_boy1 @bryankhaali @instablog9ja Gbam

@bryankhaali @instablog9ja Heaven help those who help themselves

Man shares video of his driver narrating how he narrowly escaped an alleged kidn@pping attempt

@LaceVine @Realcolumbus The driver oo, the traffic officer oo, all of una no get sense.

This Nigerian police are a disgrace.

@sowore Omo, what has happened to this egbon?🤦🏽‍♂️

Today, we are once again witnessing the reckless abuse of @policenh powers against social media users in Nigeria. What is even more disturbing is how some Nigerian celebrities now appear more eager than politicians and security agencies to throw largely poor young Nigerians into prison under the guise of “cybercrime,” simply because of internet banter or comments they dislike. I have read reports about singers like @Simi and @AdekunleGold allegedly using the police against critics online, and now similar allegations involving @ayrastarr and others keep surfacing. Meanwhile, these same celebrities sit comfortably among international stars abroad demanding respect and award for creative freedom and artistic expression, yet many of those global celebrities would never (and functioning systems) won’t let them weaponize the police, corrupt prosecutors, or compromised court judges against ordinary citizens over free speech or online commentary. This growing culture of criminalizing speech, jokes, criticism, trolling, and online banter is dangerous to democracy and fundamentally incompatible with freedom of expression. The real shame belongs to the irresponsible Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG and sections of the justice system that continue enabling these abuses instead of protecting citizens’ rights. The police must stop acting as private enforcers for the rich, connected and powerful. Nigerians cannot continue to be shipped to prison because influential people are offended online. #RevolutionNow

@boniface_jrn @shuntola If Dembélé can win the Ballon d’Or after several injuries that set him back, then you too can bounce back by His grace 🙏🙏

Wow Crazy season for me A lot had happened Just want to say Thank you very much to fans and staff and players ❤️💚

@kunz8504 Hyderabad to Mumbai, 1000 rupees, about 11hours trip, I kuku sleep and watch movie throughout.

What's the longest distance you've traveled by train? Me: Ijoko to Ikirun 😔

@QUEENOFDBLUES1 @FabrizioRomano Do you still see that club as one that has a pattern? We’ve been playing to the coach’s pattern for a while now. The only thing left was the club’s mentality and that one is close to disappearing too my dear.

@slygarba @FabrizioRomano My question is, are the other coaches pattern Chelsea's pattern?

🚨 Chelsea have had a direct meeting with Xabi Alonso and final decision is expected very soon. #CFC plan to announce their next manager before the World Cup, talks are accelerating. Chelsea also spoke to Iraola, Glasner and Marco Silva as part of their list.

@QUEENOFDBLUES1 @FabrizioRomano It’s normal to have other coaches on the list, gbemisola. Chelsea might not be the only club approaching Alonzo, hence the need to have other coaches.

Iraola, Glasner, Marco Silva and Xabi Alonso. Why is Chelsea SD looking into all of them? Are they all using the same pattern that Chelsea wants? Chelsea is a confused club because I don't know why you'll be checking out every Tom, Dick and Harry. If it's Xabi Alonso that suits your style focus on him and get him.

@TheTifeFab @officialABAT This man de see future sha

@officialABAT See presidential candidate 😂 😂 Omo we go too suffer for this country if this man enter

Emi lo kan of Doha