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@A10TheHog Someone told him he needs to retire so he's doing a trading montage... Que eye of the tiger
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If you’re thinking about switching to a Tesla because of high gas prices, don’t do it!
Let me try to talk you out of it.
Full Self-Driving completely ruins the fun of driving. I barely get to drive manually anymore. The car just smoothly takes me from A to B, leaving me with extra time to sit with my thoughts, completely relaxed and stress-free. Terrible.
It parks itself and nails it every single time, which is annoying because I can’t park that well.
No more physical key, so my phone is the key now. That means I can’t collect keychains anymore. Devastating 😩
The ambient lights sync with the music and turn the cabin into a nightclub. I hate clubbing.
There’s no gear stick. The car just knows what to do. You put your foot on the pedal and it figures out whether you should go forward or reverse. No thinking required.
The seats are both heated and cooled, so I don’t even get the nostalgic thrill of butt sweat anymore 🥵
The glovebox has a PIN code, and the car has cameras everywhere, so nobody can break in or steal anything. How am I supposed to live like that?
And now that Grok is built into the car, I literally don’t have to think anymore. I’m getting dumber by the day because it already knows everything.
Oh, and Teslas don’t have an engine, which means you get a massive frunk. Way too much storage. It’s ridiculous.
Then there’s charging on roadtrips. I have to plug in the cable (the horror), wait 5-15 minutes, pay $10–$20, and catch up on work, play games or just chill. Meanwhile I used to spend $100 at the gas station for the privilege of standing around smelling fumes for five minutes. Truly a downgrade.
And before you say “But Teslas catch on fire!”, they’re actually 11 times less likely to catch fire than gas cars. So maybe calm the f*ck down.
Anyway, you’ve been warned. Definitely don’t buy a Tesla! ⚡️🚗 ❌

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I feel like almost everyone has at least one streaming service now.
I use Netflix because regular TV got boring.
And I use Amazon Prime because I want to watch the NBA.
Apparently, Netflix is the most popular streaming service in Japan, with about 27% market share.
What about you?
Netflix?
Amazon Prime?
Disney+?
Hulu?
U-NEXT?
YouTube Premium?
Or do you still watch regular TV?

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Watch Starship's twelfth flight test twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@LOTR_Daily_ I think you've had that password for long enough...
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