Shawn Padgett

@BootleggedChad What happened to the farmer you were talking to?

sometimes my dad wishes, out loud, that he had grandchildren and i have to remind him 1) i was perfectly agreeable to any matches he wanted to set me up with. he simply never did. and 2) i have an older brother so grandchildren duties should logically fall on his shoulders first

@redhairshanks86 300 billion

bruv, give this number in USD there isn't a single person in the world - except for 1.5 billion people - who know how much that number is could be billions, could be a trillion, i just don't know bc no one speak YUAN here

@endofanerajc @PicturesFoIder I'm starting to think the internet was created as a massive psyop to find out how retarded people actually are

@PicturesFoIder ballmaxxing

Doctors are warning about a dangerous online trend called “ballmaxxing” where men inject saline or surgical lubricants into their testicles to temporarily enlarge them Experts say the practice can cause infections, nerve damage and even permanent testicular damage

@herosnvrdie69 @posotivethinker An ideology created by retards for retards

@posotivethinker What do you think communism is

If my whole family ate sandwiches for every meal 3 times a day only our grocery bill would still be 800 dollars a month. To follow budgeting guidelines, I would need to make 64,000 dollars a year…to afford to only eat sandwiches. You can’t budget your way out of poverty.

@rowdytellezbian @MenAreSpeaking Sandwiches aren't limited to deli meat

@MenAreSpeaking Smd

Idk why we are telling people to bring sandwiches to work when deli meat is quite literally a class 1a carcinogen

@VoidNothin253 @Thill7530 @PotatoMcWhiskey @Lambert2191 Leave it to a fucking bogan to think that because you're riding a bicycle that you get to police how people drive. Shut you retarded ass up and just get out of the way

@spadge46 @Thill7530 @PotatoMcWhiskey @Lambert2191 leave it to a seppo retard to think american laws written by other retards apply to the UK

Car drivers when they have to go 25km/hr for a minute or two so as not to kill another person with their giant metal brick on wheels

@VoidNothin253 @Thill7530 @PotatoMcWhiskey @Lambert2191 Not their job. If a bike lane is available cyclists are required to be in that lane

@Thill7530 @PotatoMcWhiskey @Lambert2191 to prevent a car overtaking on the inside of the turn you moron.

@JoJoBearDog @edwardbrgr No he didn't goldenglobes.com/film/barbie/

@edwardbrgr He won the Golden Globe.

Ryan didn't win a single award for Ken lol

@raggienews @plant_xbasedx Food deserts aren't real

@plant_xbasedx Guy who has never heard of a food desert with the hammer & sickle in your name damn really can’t make this shit up

On twitter but has no access to groceries

@Lord_Dylly @RMurph3y_1 @Nfldraftregs Because that was a completely different trade, made months after the michah trade

@RMurph3y_1 @Nfldraftregs Why wouldn't you

I forgot that Dallas traded their extra 1st (from GB) in ‘27 for Quinnen Williams, so the Micah trade essentially ended up being. Packers - Micah Parsons Dallas - Kenny Clark - Quinnen Williams - Malachi Lawrence Honestly? If I’m Dallas, I’d rather have what they got and if I’m GB, I’m happy with Micah. A very rare, win-win trade.

@morganisawizard How did they respond?

told someone to stop smoking blow from my ass instead of blowing smoke up my ass, so that’s how my day is going

You have to be crazy to choose Mia over Zoe.

@questionableway @FordMcCartney Humans are not herbivores we need to consume meat

@FordMcCartney no it doesn’t

confession: after being vegan for two years i am just now learning that pesto has parmesan in it

@JackKennedy What news? What happened?

Updates to the chart following today's news

@sunshinevvn Yes this guy @recklessben?si=OH9kT8OU2MW57xrm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@recklessben?s…

has anyone tried a stealth build yet

@morganisawizard I'm working

if you haven’t done 30k steps yet today wyd

@coughdropsh Dream Theater: Octavarium

Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure

@nickimoraa Mashed potatoes ar nkt supposed to be sweet. You put milk and butter in them ZERO sugar

My boyfriend's mom made mashed potatoes that tasted like CAKE and now his whole family is mad at me. We're at Sunday dinner, I take a bite, and immediately I'm like ??? why are these sweet? Not a little sweet, like genuinely dessert sweet. I kinda laugh and ask, 'wait are these sweet?' These were russet potatoes, btw, like someone dumped a whole bag of brown sugar in them. I'm 23 and not even from the US, so this was wild to me She says 'yeah that’s how i make them,' and I just say I’ve never had sweet mashed potatoes before. It gets SO awkward, dead quiet. I try to eat them, I really do, but it’s gravy on dessert and my brain just can’t process it. So I stop eating them. She notices and asks 'you don’t like them?' I say 'they’re just a bit sweet for me.' Then my boyfriend jumps in like 'they’re not even sweet' which LIKE they literally are?!

@Duke_113 @I_love_snailsss @Diamond95494890 Immediately before that question the interviewer was talking about him branching out into live action roles. A couple minutes later he says he loves voice acting because his race doesn't matter he can try for whatever role he wants

@I_love_snailsss @Diamond95494890 Ok... So you were asked "what did he actually say" and you said "he never said XYZ" So, what did he actually say then?

@MissPookems Paragon

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?