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JUST IN: 500 blocks remain until #Bitcoin halving.

what have you done today to provide shareholder value

@vaneck_us Retardio There I said it 🫵🤡

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Don’t let the bankers eat your #bitcoin   !!

@vaneck_us @etfcom Wasn't this like 2 weeks ago?!

VanEck was nominated for best ETF issuer of the year by @etfcom 🪩   wahoooooooooooo!

VanEck was nominated for best ETF issuer of the year by @etfcom 🪩   wahoooooooooooo!

HIGHER

Better together. Gold and #bitcoin   .

VanEck CEO: "It’s impossible for me to imagine some other internet store of value will leapfrog #Bitcoin." 👏

Wealth is the ability to rule yourself.

JUST IN: 🇸🇻 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele says "so, we got in way before BlackRock."

@vaneck_us good night 😴

good night 😴

🚨 #Bitcoin Spot ETF Applicant @vaneck_us Ceo @JanvanEck3 CONFIRMS That the $Btc SPOT ETFS will begin TRADING on THURSDAY

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