kenz 🧚‍♀️

I think an iced coffee & 8 hours to play the sims would heal me

#projecthailmary 🌈

only baddies still sleep with stuffed animals

hell yea

(canadian pirate) shiver me timbits

how life has been lately

canadian girls will be like "i needed this" & it's just going outside without a jacket

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for explaining to me the whole lore of the hunger games universe”

I love your vibe

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

not an early bird, nor a late night owl, but a secret third thing (permanently exhausted duck)

THIS IS INSANE.

you met me at a very hunger games time in my life

“i asked chatgpt—” okay well i asked the stray cat outside my house and he blinked at me slowly and said you’re a lost cause

she’s a 10 but says “huh” after you ask her something, but then answers it before you can repeat yourself. she’s not deaf, her brain just lags like an internet explorer sometimes

(Flirting) if you were a rock id add you to my rock collection

might go fishing and see if i can catch a fcking break

trans person: i'm trans society: ok ur eridian friend u try to ignore: amaze amaze amaze!