steph dewhurst

sometimes I take a bus transfer even when I don’t need one just in case I need an alibi

haven’t checked in here in a hot minute mostly because my life is in absolute fucking shambles with no end in sight……… but I hope everyone else is doing well

I love @AskLyft applying my promos to rides I have to cancel because the driver doesn’t move for 10 mins and makes me late for work, really motivates me to use their app more often

@sickpleasure can confirm that one and a few of the others in the $60 range (4-6input) have been just fine, one of the smaller companies I work for has ~40 of them and we even use them for little breakout rooms at big events with no problems. alternative would be like an m-track interface?

“Do you believe in eternal life?” bro I barely believe in my current one please don’t try to sell me afterlife real estate

The JWs in my community have started taking developmentally disabled people with them door knocking to read scripture or whatever and it’s so rough. I’m obviously going to stand there and listen when they’re excited to read to me but the manipulation is unreal???

deeply difficult to explain being both chaos incarnate and having spreadsheets and calendars for everything. I need to Sort Information and my brain is too messy to do it in there.

Every tip about making food go further or adding more protein or making things cheaper seems to involve lentils, which would be great if I didn’t have a sense of smell/taste that prohibits me from not immediately noticing and and being a hater

@sickpleasure lmao

every time we ride Pinocchio’s Daring Journey I have started saying “I am forcibly removed from the salt mines for licking all the rocks” and let me tell you my roommate did not appreciate the joke any more the 3rd time

but why don’t lime scooters have cup holders though

just learned that rivers cuomo’s brother (the jimmy being wrestled with) was named leaves cuomo and cannot get over naming your sons Rivers and Leaves and then having to give them normie names when they switch to public school so they don’t get absolutely eviscerated by the youth

@peachskis it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

there was once upon a time that celebrities regularly interacted with fans online but everyone’s celebrity worship and parasocial psychosis has effectively ruined that from ever happening again

the cafe experience

as a teen I meticulously edited all of the file tagging / itunes info of a nickelback album to match the leaked track list for all time l*w’s upcoming album and dumped it on the pirate bay and for years it was the top downloaded version and I’d see angry posts about it often

it literally never occurred to me that Joe Rogan could be older than my parents. Like I do my best to have no clue about unfunny losers but I truly could never have guessed. not because he doesn’t look his age but because I’ve never really looked at or considered him at all

they were like 5-6 years old it was so funny

walked past a house with a couple of little kids playing in the front yard yesterday and one was pulling petals off a flower like “she loves me, she loves me not” and another said “oh brother, he’s got a crush again” and keeping my composure was so difficult

@sabreeeeeze it’s kind of like a nostalgic homesickness/yearning for somewhere that you can’t go back to or maybe never existed

@sabreeeeeze hiraeth in welsh is one of these ✨

taking this off priv but can someone give me examples of this cuz im super curious. i hope this doesn't sound stupid 😭