subham

ive been starting my days off with a mandatory 3hour doomscrolling session and lifes been feeling a whole lot better

@YesKhush_5 just when we thought quick commerce wasn’t exploitative enough, if you’re utilising this service there’s something fundamentally fucked up with your morals

In Lajpat, you can now pay ₹149/hr for someone to carry your bags, wait in food queues, walk you to the metro, find you a place to sit, and even set up a foldable chair. interesting biz !!

watching a bollywood movie

Mommy wants you to sign up for MyPayIndia! The future of online banking!

@sidhant the recession begins

Just in: At Hyderabad speech, PM Modi calls on citizens to use metros, opt for car pooling, & increase usage of electric vehicles amid global fuel supply issues. The Indian PM also called for work from home arrangements, urged farmers to reduce usage of chemical fertilisers

@cetrixine anyone who votes differently from me is literally hitler

north bengal is so pretty wish the people weren't turbo hitler

the videos coming in from indian dehat have got to be the greatest genre of instagram reels

i genuinely believe NRIs and other non residents should be stripped of their right to vote in state elections

look at my friend’s tattoo dawgg

we all investing in ts

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

do bald people have bush

niggas killing themselves in the vande bharat pod

this is how i imagine myself listening to the smiths

calc is now short for calcutta btw

@deepakultraplus @asymptomatyc ramen egg and some bs

@subhamsoni_ @asymptomatyc Yippee noodles with soysloo

my gay ass breakfast is an icecream and chocolate flavored marlboros

they installed face recognition doors at the uni and its linked to our attendance, thanks palantir

@HYPEX they’re bombing bahrain lol

Fortnite seems to have switched their Middle East server region from Bahrain to Mumbai, India