shea davidson (she/her)

this is every trump bot account

.@JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz I'm calling on you and the Senate to pass The Martha Wright Act to lower the cost of jail and prison phone calls. Keep families connected!

@EpicElizabeth @KimberlyAnnette I am holding you to this LB

@EpicElizabeth @KimberlyAnnette THIS IS SO IMPRESSIVE 😍

I just dropped some avocado in the toaster and I don't know what happens now.

@bennytiche @IMDb

@sugarslimmm @IMDb sorry, hold on, let me take my sunglasses off. i didn t realize i was stepping into such shade.

Celebrate the birthday of living legend #JeffGoldblum with a look back at his career to date, from 'The Fly' and 'Jurassic Park' to 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' and more. What's your favorite Goldblum film?

@bennytiche @IMDb that's so gracious of you. I can't believe I am so inconsiderate as to put you through that on a service that you spend your hard-earned dollars on month after month after month. you're a good friend.

@sugarslimmm @IMDb no problem. i also forgive you for making me have to scroll past several JGB titles on Prime when looking for Maisel or Jack Ryan 😐

@bennytiche @IMDb I saw this on the official JGBday! but apparently I didn't like/respond cause I don't know how to use Twitter 🙃

@IMDb happy JGBDay, @sugarslimmm

@sugarslimmm who is this and what happened to Shea?

my lack of game of thrones knowledge makes me feel so out of place in the nerd world.

@EpicElizabeth yaaassss kween I love this!! mama Earth and the animals thank you ❤️

@zinkyyy @Afutami @wikanananta I'M OBSESSED! COME TO POTTERKA (or at least celebrate in your neck of the woods)!

Speaking of Harry Potter, throwback to that time @wikanananta and I forced our friends to come to our 100% DIY Hogwarts-themed party for my birthday last January: A THREAD.

@RidiculousDak @zinkyyy

Pit bulls are angels and little dogs are the devil change my mind

@ClaireMBiggs full credit to the episode of @2DopeQueens I watched in flight 👌🏻

a dude at the airport was leering and instead of checking my outfit (seeing if I "should" be covering more) I stared back aggressively. it's the little wins, yeah? I'm tired.

@Blighted_Ashes maybe babies just shouldn't travel

but why do people take babies on airplanes?

8 hours ago this kid on the plane next to me was cute.

@bennytiche I dont know anything about @GameOfThrones but this is the best tweet I've seen in my three days back.

i believe the #AvengersEndgame behind-the-scenes content is better than Season 8 of @GameOfThrones, unfortunately.

I’m gonna have to refer back to the queen Elle Woods and say that if Ohio is trying to say unfertilized eggs=children and birth control=abortion then males need to be charged with reckless abandonment every time they have sex or masturbate🤷🏻‍♀️