Schizo

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Schizo

Schizo

@superschizo

all my tweets are schizo

Katılım Ekim 2021
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Schizo@superschizo·
@VittelMax The call that finalized the sale of BTG
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Gendolf Ikaritler@VittelMax·
People talk about economic inequality in Brazool but intellectual inequality even bigger. Esteves is a world class meritocrat and next to him you have people one step away from cannibalism, and the only thing holding this together is the titanic corpse of long dead institutions
Drew Crawford@drewcrawford_

A college kid was hired to fix the computers at a Brazilian bank. Years later he controlled it, nearly lost it all, went to jail, and came back. His name is André Esteves. In 1989 he joined a small Rio bank called Pactual as an intern in the tech room. He was still in college, and he was not born into money. Soon he learned to trade, became a partner, and took control from the bank's own founder. In 2006 he sold Pactual to the Swiss giant UBS. That one deal made him the youngest self-made billionaire in Brazil. Then the 2008 crash hit, and UBS was desperate for cash. In 2009 he bought the whole bank back for $2.5 billion. He merged it with his new firm, BTG, to create BTG Pactual. In 2012 he took it public and grew it into the largest investment bank in Latin America. He kept buying, even grabbing a 140-year-old Swiss private bank in 2014. Then in November 2015 the police arrested him at his home. They said he tried to block Brazil's giant "Car Wash" corruption probe. His bank almost died overnight. Clients pulled out billions, the stock crashed, and BTG had to sell pieces of itself to survive. He resigned, spent about three weeks in jail, and then months under house arrest. Most people would have vanished for good. In 2018 a federal judge cleared him of all the charges. Then he did something even bigger than before. He turned his bank for the rich into a digital bank that now serves tens of millions of Brazilians. By 2022 he had climbed all the way back to chairman. Today André Esteves is the second-richest person in Brazil. The computer kid lost almost the whole bank once. Then he built it back bigger than ever.

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۟💤@sleepi·
i literally forgot my age i keep confusing my age with my friends age wtf
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Schizo@superschizo·
@sleepi you can do better dont settle for someone who is rude
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۟💤@sleepi·
grown men who tweet like women need to be cancelled
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l@mel20788·
Wonder what Eren Yeager is up to rn…
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۟💤@sleepi·
@superschizo i am not fighting a man who threatened he is going to shoot me
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۟💤@sleepi·
some guy on instagram comment section dropped his address to fight me because i said if people are going to take away abortion rights ill take away birthing rights 😭
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۟💤@sleepi·
how old do i look without checking my bio
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۟💤@sleepi·
love you anyway
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Schizo@superschizo·
@eIfen my steak is too juicy
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@_@@eIfen·
my bad Tanner
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Schizo@superschizo·
@EudaimoniaEsq >if wearing a navy suit and brown shoes, you wear navy socks (not brown socks!!!!) Worst bait I've ever seen even the workwear guy isnt going to fall for this
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𝐄𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚
As others have said, there should really be a pass/fail, 0.5 credit hour class taught at law and business school covering things like this for those who don’t know them. I’m not talking super high-brow advice. I’m talking: - belt and shoes have to match (and, yes, always wear a belt) - if wearing a navy suit and brown shoes, you wear navy socks (not brown socks!!!!) - not every shoe that’s nicer than a sneaker should be worn with a suit. Loafers aren’t to be worn with a suit. - how to tie a tie—and tie it well - what side of the plate your bread plate and drink go when out to eat (“BMW”) - purpose of most common cutlery at restaurants - how a suit should fit generally
Leighton@lay2000lbs

Summer interns have landed in nyc (I did help him out after taking this)

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cara@2cara2louss4u·
heart in a cage
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Schizo@superschizo·
@sleepi you look way to old to insult ppl
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۟💤@sleepi·
guys we can hate things without resorting to insulting each others appearances we are too old for that
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rena ✮@dollblinks·
let me love u
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۟💤@sleepi·
i dont even know
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lulu@sadvomitpuddle·
oguri bellay
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Schizo@superschizo·
@sleepi whats ur fav flower
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@sleepi giving an ugly girl flowers to gaslight her
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۟💤@sleepi·
a man only gets u flowers regularly if ur attractive btw
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elz@cinnabunbimbo·
feed my eyes (can you sew them shut)
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