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@surpharosh

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Mumbai, India Katılım Kasım 2016
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the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood in the nss blood donation camp
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no but why did we collectively as a generation do the hitler salute to ask permission for entering a classroom
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Thank you @IndiGo6E for absolutely no compensation/damage/refreshment promises, teaching me never to have any expectations whatsoever. I just hope my manager understands the greatness I am experiencing and excuses minor losses to shareholder value from my end tomorrow.
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Thank you @IndiGo6E for helping me with new experiences (red eye flights and literal red eyes too, credits to sleep deprivation) even when I paid extra for a normal flight time.
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Thank you @IndiGo6E for helping me experience BLR T1 like never before. Thank you for delaying flight 6E 5295(2nd Nov) by more than 5 hrs (and counting, I am tweeting while boarding the plane the 2nd time after the crew randomly asked a confused set of passengers to deplane)
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Thank you @IndiGo6E for teaching me how to be a good manager by being absolutely inaccessible to the people who you have to answer to.
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Thank you @IndiGo6E for helping me understand the concept of bare minimum by providing one (1) miniscule pack of dry fruits and a juice box for a delay that lasted more than the time it took for me to reach BLR airport.
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they said never let the student in you die, toh mumbai schools closed ka message padhte hee 2.18pm ko office se nikal gaya
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happy swatantrata divas, and to the non-divas out there too
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friend put a story saying BLR->LHR and I thought for a good minute ki aisi kya majboori aa gayi ki bandaa lahore jaa raha hai
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oh the gold you find when cleaning out drafts
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Liftoff of Ax-4!
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a timeline where Josh Tongue bowled to Quinton de Kock would've had insane match summaries
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no one gets me like microsoft teams auto-reply
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everything reminds me of her
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