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@BecomingCritter it’s good enough

wait does having boyfriend dick mean big or small

@chasedownleads you can always get new customers but imagine the sunk cost of buying a new machine

The train is about to hit 5 loyal customers of your vending machine You can divert it, but doing so would destroy the vending machine and your source of passive income What do you do?

The Bundaberg soft drink company are a national treasure. All their drinks are bangers. Even the ones that are flavours I don’t typically care for like sarsaparilla or incredible. Whatever voodoo they do, keep doing it

Minimum capital gains tax of 30%. FUCK THESE GUYS.

@itstuyo so where’s the money come from to pay for the free stuff

We created a card that sometimes doesn't charge you. Buy Now, Pay Maybe.

@NoLimitGains more debt

Hmm, how exactly are they planning to pay off $39 trillion in debt?

@maxmarchione how do i long reta

移民と共生させられること

@steiinsgate what uni twin

uni has been the loneliest experience of my life

@babyymyphone purely for aura farming purposes

Why do people smoke like Ok people vape to do cool tricks and people smoke weed to get high but what does smoking even do

@Executivejeff1 no son of mine will be a liability

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

@Misbehavedxo most the people using one wouldnt have the experience to be able to tell you..

Men… does a pocket pussy feel anything like a real one?

@AlboMP that could’ve been an email

@thrluv who wouldn’t want to get boners with your boys

strip clubs are weird to me like “hey bro wanna go drink some beers & get boners together”

How do people even get addicted to nicotine it doesn’t feel like anything I just do it for the funsies

@kcqzee you’re on twitter bro wdym can’t goon

Australia so cooked rn - can’t buy fuel - can’t buy house - can’t goon

@RadGhostCat @nijiironee no i don’t have any friends thats the problem

@nijiironee WTF are all you gen z's doing with your free time outside work?! what do you do on evenings and weekends? don't you have friends? don't you have friend groups? friends and friend groups from high school, college, work, hobbies, etc, who go to bars and house parties together?

I legit talk to ZERO women other than during work man

@HeroDividend big daddy trump said war might end

Can someone explain to me why oil prices are crashing?

@funnysmartguy12 nice to meet you

there’s probably a guy out there that’s jacked off to Mr. Beast